The Joy of Prostate Massage

Ultimate Turn On (For Guys)

2012-01-07T14:02:00.000-08:00

My g.f. really got my engine revving at high rpms today… we did the usual foreplay stuff and then she gave me the Ultimate Turn On. I kneeled over her face while she was lying in bed and she sucked me soooo good. Then while doing that she cupped my ball sac in one hand and placed the wet (with saliva) index finger of the other hand on my butt hole and swirled it around. OH MY GOD! That was sooo good. I’m pretty verbal when we’re having sex but this was worth yelling about! This went on for maybe 10 minutes until it got so intense that I had to rest. Then whenever she touched my nipples, balls or cock they were super-sensitized…. We then finished off the session by both cumming but it was so much better than usual…..So, girls, you want to treat your man to the “Ultimate Turn On”? Do this to him.

Sex Transmutation

2011-12-18T04:38:00.000-08:00

Q.) I've been reading a lot about this...What the heck is it? Can you explain it in plain language?

A). Yes, it has been talked about for many years and authors in past decades often "beat around the bush" when discussing this, because they thought they had to maintain absolute decorum. First, let me tell you where I first heard about it. In Napoleon Hill's fantastic best-seller (over 30,000,000 copies sold!) Think And Grow Rich the subject of sex transmutation was first widely-discussed. Napoleon Hill, a magazine reporter, was selected by Andrew Carnegie, the richest man in the world in 1907, to work on a 20 year project... Carnegie wanted Hill to write a book about how success was attained and he opened the doors of the 500 most-successful men of the day in order to interview them for the book. Hill actually spent 30 years on this project. One of the common threads that ran through the most-successful men were a highly-active sex life and the practice of sex transmutation. Let me explain it clearly. You know when you ejaculate and you sometimes subsequently want to roll over and go to sleep? It's because some of your life-force has exited your body. You have lost some energy. The Chinese refer to it as Chi. Austin Powers calls it his "mojo". It's this loss of energy that these successful men want to avoid. This is why great artists, speakers, singers and athletes don't ejaculate right before an important performance. They want to retain maximum energy. They want to be vibrating at a high rate and for creativity to be at its maximum and the way to do it is to not ejaculate!

Now, let's say you want to attain some goal or solve a big problem. You should get sexually aroused and imagine you are equally turned-on by getting a solution to the problem. Do not ejaculate while thinking this. It's OK to have anal orgasms (prostate orgasms) because they do not deplete your Chi. Your subconscious will work extra hard to find the solution and if you later quiet the mind and listen, the answer will come. This is how many successful men run their minds. The longer you can go between ejaculations, the better. This is another reason practitioners of ancient Chinese medicine recommend to wait 7-14 days between ejaculations. Why don't they teach this in school!?! Comments?

Best Prostate Massagers

2011-10-18T09:32:00.000-07:00

In my opinion, the two best prostate massagers are the JackHammer and Ultimate Prostate Massager. Ultimate Prostate Massager is best for beginners and gives a gentle yet effective massage. It runs on three AAA batteries and has seven speeds or pulse programs. The seven different speeds are "tuned" for different body types, so you just find the one that feels best to you. Ultimate Prostate Massager works best when you want to achieve a zen-like meditative state like when masturbating or having long, slow sex. It's hands-free so you just insert it, turn it on to your favourite setting and it does the rest. It's also great when receiving oral sex and I can have multiple orgasms of the prostate when my girlfriend gives me oral for more than 15 minutes and the massager is turned on to high pulse. The only problem is that I don't ever want her to stop!

The JackHammer, on the other hand, is a high-powered piece of equipment and is best for experienced bottoms who like that "full feeling" and want a rigorous massage. The JackHammer is actually a rigid plastic attachment that goes on the Hitachi Magic Wand and is powered by 120V household electricity. So, it can rough you up if you aren't experienced at this. It feels great to lube it up, turn it on and just hold the tip on your anus....you don't even have to penetrate to get a great feeling. But it'll rock your world when you put it in. Check out this short video showing how both of them are used when masturbating:

http://www.megaporn.com/?v=LAJ49I9B

Prostate Massage: The Best Ever!

2011-09-23T10:15:00.000-07:00

Heres a video that shows my favourite thing to do (wank, edge, milk the prostate and cum hard).

http://www.xvideos.com/video1376172/exploding_cock_and_prostate_massage

Oh man! That was good to the last drop!

Soaring To New Heights

2011-08-18T13:07:00.000-07:00

Today I had an hour to play around but my girlfriend had to be at work early so I decided to see how turned-on I could get.... I took some Viagra...I plugged into my iPod....I got some great porn on my laptop... and I found one of my girlfriend's 6" vibrators (similar to what's in the picture above) and proceeded to start stroking.... after about 25 minutes I was starting to get really turned-on...you know like when you get "crazy-horny"? It was a combination of the Viagra, the vibrator turned on and aimed at my prostate gland, my iPod playing my favourite tunes, and my taking it to the "Edge" over and over....I was moaning big-time and crazy with lust...I didn't cum though cuz I wanna see if my g.f. has time for sex tomorrow morning and I want to get crazy-horny again with her....and it's easier to get crazy-horny if I haven't cum in a few days.
I LOVE IT!!

Prostate Massage Causes New Synaptic Connections

2011-08-05T14:23:00.000-07:00

I know this sounds weird but it really is true for me. Since I started massaging the prostate about 5 years ago, my body has become twice as sensitive as before. For example, when my girlfriend touches my nipples I shiver with pleasure when aroused. They were never sensitive before. When she simply touches my butt area I shiver with pleasure...when she touches my anus or my perineum with the tip of her finger it drives me crazy with pleasure and my erection hardens....and this was never the case 5 years ago. When she gives me oral sex it is more intense than before. I feel like I have developed a whole new set of nerve endings in various parts of the body especially in the ass area and sex is 100% better than it used to be. I can't explain this any better but I know it to be true. Gimme more prostate massage!!!!!!

HUGE AMOUNT OF FREE PORN AT XVIDEOS.COM

2011-07-25T08:28:00.000-07:00

Wow, I couldn't believe how much free porn I found at www.xVideos.com ... My girlfriend and I always find fun stuff to watch there.... Check it out!

JackHammer Turbocharges Masturbation

2011-07-21T08:42:00.000-07:00

Holy Crap! They should require a license to operate this piece of heavy equipment. This attachment hooks up to the Hitachi Magic Wand and it is called The JackHammer (for guys) and TurboDildo (for girls). It is 6.5" of stiff (non-phthalates) silicone-like material that will give you a wild, bone-jarring ride....so be careful. I got mine yesterday and inserted it without the Magic Wand and the best thing about it is the "fit". when inserted. The diameter expands from the head to the base by almost double. The angle of the head is just right to hit your prostate gland "perfectly on-target". There is also a little nub that stimulates your perineum and it felt fabulous to rock it back and forth and side-to-side.
It feels SOOO INCREDIBLY GOOD.... The fit just feels perfect and it seems to make my body vibrate intensely.
I didn't want to stop jacking while it was inserted because it felt soooo amazing, so I wanked for two hours! (I may be a candidate for Masturbators Anonymous). It sent huge waves or shivers of pleasure throughout my body and actually made me stutter my words.... I kept saying over and over "This ffffeels sssssooo fffffucking gggggggggooooood!". I guess I looked pretty much out-of-my-mind because I felt totally "crazy-horny" while using it.
I did try it with the Magic Wand and it was crazy....a little too much for me. It runs on 110V electricity and not wimpy batteries so it has awesome power. My girlfriend used the girl's version (less stiff than the guy's...the flesh colored one in the picture above) and the first time she tried it she came in 5 seconds after she turned the "on" switch on......Phew! This thing is a life-saver cuz sometimes it takes her 90 minutes to cum and that can wear me out. Thank you, TurboDildo!
The JackHammer makes a great addition to any sex toy collection.

Tantus 7" Silk Dildo Is A Great Prostate Massager

2011-07-19T08:24:00.000-07:00

Yo! This Tantus Silk (Large) when used as a prostate massager is GREAT! I just got it and took her on the "maiden voyage" this morning. OMG, it feels great when you are jacking off. And because it's wider at the tip, it tends to stay in after you insert it. So, it's essentially a hands-free device if you want it to be... I stroked for 90 minutes because I didn't want it to end.

Note: I installed a small eye-screw in one end (not included...go to any hardware store for these) that makes a great handle for working it in-and-out. It's actually meant to be used with a strap-on device but when nobody's around to strap it on, it's great for solo action. This is 7" long and 4.5" in circumference so it's not the best for beginners but if you have been massaging your prostate for a year or so and have tried the Tantus Silk Small (4.5" long) or Tantus Silk Medium (5.5" long) then this is a great one to graduate to. I prefer Tantus Silks because they are "smooth as silk" and slide in and out sooooo easily. Those dildos with ridges irritate my tender areas. I'll be practicing with this a lot and I'll have the healthiest prostate in America!

Rip It Energy Fuel Shot Gives Three Orgasms!

2011-05-03T12:29:00.000-07:00

Yesterday morning I was somewhat hungover and I knew I had to get it together because my fiancee had previously accused me of being a pig (she was sucking my cock for an hour and she wasn't getting "enough attention" from me). I thought "I gotta take some drastic measures!". There was some Red Bull in the fridge but that stuff makes me jittery and then there's the crash after the sugar and caffeine wear off. So, I decided to try an "Energy Shot" called Rip It. It claims to last 4-5 hours and it gives you a burst of energy and allows you to concentrate better with no resulting "crash". Well, I took a shot and was I glad I did. The concentration of B-12 and B-6 vitamins got into my system right away and I felt soooooo good. My fiancee did the usual foreplay and it just seemed more-intense. I gave her more attention (mainly playing with the clit) and I was very verbal with her (moans, sighs, encouragement) and this helps her get turned on. Well, she had a rip-roaring orgasm. Then after ten minutes she started stroking me and it got hard as a rock so we completed "Round 2" (she came and I came again).... Then 20 minutes after that we completed "Round 3"! Wow, for a guy my age that was awesome. I could have gone four rounds but we ran out of time.... I love this Rip It!!!

Girlfriend Drives Me Crazy-Horny With Lust

2011-04-08T14:00:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend drove me insanely crazy with lust and horniness yesterday morning …I mean, I was turned-on like never before… I’m getting a giant throbbing erection just thinking about it. It was sooo delicious I woke up at 4:00am this morning and stayed awake thinking about it for an hour and a half.

Guys, have you ever been so turned-on that you moan “OH …. MY… GOD…GOD, GOD, GOD, GOD", (over and over) and then you start to mumble incoherent words and syllables (and you don’t know where they came from)? Have you ever been so crazy-horny that your teeth start chattering (like when you are freezing cold) but these are from shivers of pleasure running up and down your back? Have you ever been so turned-on that your leg starts shaking with involuntary spasms (like when you rub a dog’s belly and its leg starts shaking)? Have you ever been driven so horny that you start humping the air or parts of her body?

Has she ever turned you on so much that tears of joy start running down your cheeks? Or drool starts coming out of your mouth? Or she lightly pinches your nipple and you jump like a startled jackrabbit with electric shocks of pleasure?

Well, all of this happened to me yesterday in the space of an hour and I never wanted it to end but she had to go to work.

So, girls, do you want to know how you can turn-on your guy and make him lust for you like never before? Guys, want to know how you can get turned-on like never before?

Some of what I’m about to reveal is actually what most guys secretly want OR they aren’t aware of their bodies enough to know what I’m talking about.

OK, here’s how it happens… we usually block off 2 hours for our “sexy time”. It mostly happens in the morning because that’s when we feel the most “sexually electrified”. I get out of bed one hour earlier than her and check my emails, drink some juice which helps me go to the bathroom (both “number 1” and “number 2”)…I drink some green tea or white tea because this helps keep hunger away and I find that having sex on an empty stomach feels way better. Then I take a long shower. In the shower I shave all the hair off of the front of my body from my neck to my ball sac and cock. She likes me smooth because she likes the feel of my bare skin on hers…also she likes licking a cock and ball sac that is silky smooth. Since I shave that area every day it’s quick and easy and only takes 2 minutes. Then I douche my rectum and wash my anus 3-5 times with body wash….I want to be super-clean for my woman. Then I apply some CP-28 pheromones inside my thighs and ball sac. Pheromones attract women to men and because I shower every day the natural pheromones get washed away and don’t have time to collect. Our ancestors normally took a bath once every six months, so pheromones naturally collected on their bodies. I’m not sure this CP-28 works but it can’t hurt and I want her to be attracted to that part of my body. I then take 1/3 of a 100 mg generic Viagra which will give me staying power for up to 3 hours and 20 minutes…I’ve had an erection on three occasions for that long and I know my girlfriend appreciates that ability. Then I say a short prayer and ask the Universe to help me turn her on to the max and then I slip back into bed as quietly as I can.

I start by lightly and slowly scratching her back which she really likes…. I don’t touch the pussy early in the game … this is important. The keys to turning most women on are:

1. The guy has to be dominant and take charge. Lead her.

2. Take your time….but don’t be boring or too predictable. Make her anticipate your next move.

3. Before “sexy time”, if possible, turn her on with “sexy talk” in email or texting…tell her what you want to do to her or that you’ve been dreaming about her.

4. During sexy-time, be playful, light-hearted and build sexual tension with surprise-moves.

5. Somehow get her to drop her mind-chatter. Get her to focus on the moment. Just say “Forget all your problems for now…”

Then what first drives me wild is that she wets her thumb and forefinger on one hand with saliva and strokes my penis head….then she takes her other hand and wets her forefinger and lightly strokes my anus and perineum. This combination really turns me on. Occasionally she slips a finger or two into my anus. This makes my penis soooo hard. Then she goes down on me and sucks my penis while stroking my anus with her finger. This is what I call “The Double Whammy”… Sometimes, in addition to the two things done above, she pinches a nipple with another hand… this is what I call “The Triple Whammy” and it drives me crazy-horny. By this time I am moaning big time and she says this turns her on too. Sometimes she slips more than one finger into my anus. OHHHH, it’s soooo good!.... Then she tells me to kneel over her and face-fuck her…. Wow, this is such a turn on… I get to watch her sucking me off and it turns me on even more…. Then if I’m really lucky, she says “Get on your hands and knees!” and she gets behind me and sucks my cock, licks my ball sac, licks my perineum, and, last BUT NOT LEAST, licks my anus (while stroking my penis)….OMG, this is such a turn on! This drives me absolutely crazy with lust and makes me scream into a pillow. I stroke her clit at this time and it’s really become big… when I finally fuck her I can tell she is really turned on and she has a giant orgasm. While she is cumming I always squeeze her right ear lobe. This is to create a “memory” of the orgasm and sometimes when we’re out I squeeze her ear lobe and whisper something to her and she says it sends shivers of pleasure through her body.

So, girls, now you know the secret to driving a guy into an absolute crazy-horny state where he has infinite lust for you…. Try it with him…it really works.

Best Quick Prostate Massager

2011-01-29T13:30:00.001-08:00

Sometimes I feel like I damaged my prostate gland the night before. I know this because when it swells it’s harder to empty my bladder all the way and it seems like I always have to pee.

This is most often caused by taking antihistamines or other cold remedies, drinking too much vodka or eating beef with hormones.

So, if you wake up in the morning with a swollen prostate and want to easily solve this problem just get yourself a 5” Tantus “Silk” silicone dildo. These are made for strap on devices… I rigged mine up with an “L” shaped screw (available at most hardware stores for $1). This “L” becomes the handle and allows you to give a good, safe prostate massage. See the photo above.

If you don’t have a lot of time, just lube it up with some gel (like Astroglide’s or KY’s), insert it all the way in and gently pull it out 1-2”; then, go back in….repeat around 20-30 times and you will feel instant relief. The prostate gland is 4.3” inside so it will get a good massaging.

When you first insert it all the way, notice if there is a sharp pain. This could mean you have an infection of the prostate and you should stop immediately (so you don’t spread the infection) and consult a doctor. They will usually give you some antibiotics and then you can massage the prostate safely.

I also get my girlfriend to massage me the same way with the “Silk” while I masturbate and it feels GREAT! We do this when we don’t have time for full-blown sex….like on mornings when we have to go to work early and I only have 10-15 minutes for “sexy time”.

Try it…you WILL like it.

Huge Amounts of Totally Free Porn Video

2010-12-29T13:13:00.000-08:00

I'm amazed that you don't have to pay for good porn any more. Remember just a few years ago, you had to pay through the nose for limited libraries of porn videos, worry about what they were doing with your credit card number and they sold your eMail address to hundreds of spammers?

I found this website called MegaPorn.com that has thousands of totally free videos. It has about 25 different categories and almost all the videos are of good quality. You can also sort within a category by "Most Viewed", "Highest Rated", "Most Recent" and it's easy to navigate through.

It's not that I'm a cheapskate, it's that I don't know who is getting my credit card details when I go to some websites. Check it out. I think it's amazing this has happened.

Circle Jerk With Friends Anytime On Camera

2010-12-29T10:52:00.001-08:00

My girlfriend has been working long hours lately so our "sexy time" has been cut down. This should end after the holidays, thank God! Since, I am horny every day, I like to stroke with others instead of just to porn and I found some great video chat room websites to do this on.

Cumplus.com is probably the best because there are usually 2,400-2,600 people on there at any given time. If you go to this website just click on the "Room List" on the upper right part of the home page. This will show you which rooms are active. Then just click on a room to enter. "Masturbation" and "Hamster" are usually the largest with over 100 participants, some on camera, some not. Some people just chat or lurk and watch everyone else. Others put on "shows" on cam. There's a "Shemale room", a "gay and bi room", and a bunch of other rooms depending on your fetishes. Check them out and see what they are chatting about and if you dare, go on camera and show your stuff. Someone who sees you will usually strike up a conversation by typing to you.

My girlfriend and I used to go on cam on "Hamster" (for people who like to "ham it up")...and have sex and this always attracted a lot of attention.

Today I found this cute, slender, young girl who shaved her cooter bare for me. And she spoke dirty to me and I came on cam with 20 people watching.....That was fun.

Girlfriend Massages Prostate With Finger....AHhhhhh!

2010-12-11T13:17:00.000-08:00

Today I took some Viagra and Zyrexin to make myself super horny and give me endurance. The Zyrexin is an over-the-counter sexual enhancer that has L-Arginine and other things in it. Does it work? I don't know. But I felt super-horny for about 90 minutes and I don't know if it was the Viagra or the Zyrexin. My girlfriend lately has been getting turned on by sucking my cock for like an hour as I moan and writhe in pleasure. She says it turns her on...so while I'm kneeling over her sweet lips, getting sucked, she inserts her index finger in my ass and eases it in.....OHHH YEEAAAA!!! That felt sooo good! This drives me into crazy-horniness and I sometimes loose control and just start moaning and/or screaming with pleasure.

While she's doing this, I insert a large vibrating dildo into her pussy (prop it in there with a pillow) and lightly stroke her clit for like 30 minutes...then she says "Come fuck me!" and I just slip the cock in and about 1 minute later she is cumming like crazy.

I have also "trained" her body by squeezing her right earlobe whenever she cums. So, when we are out and about, whenever I want to make her feel good, I just squeeze that earlobe, she has a Pavlovian reaction and remembers the last time she came and says "Ohhh Babay!".....I do the same thing when she shows me the finger she used on me (with the clipped nail so she won't scratch sensitive skin) ... YUMMMM!

Edging For Hours and Ending Premature Ejaculation

2010-12-04T08:24:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered how some guys can masturbate, have sex or “edge” for hours at a time? “Edging” is when you are having sex or masturbating and you stimulate yourself almost to the point of orgasm and hold it there as long as you can. Keeping it right on “the edge” while the head of your cock is swollen to the max and becoming super-sensitive. “Edgers” want to see how much pleasure is possible without ending it through orgasm. They love the pleasure and want to extend it as long as possible. They like to drive themselves crazy with horniness. Hint: the secret behind endless edging is also the solution to premature ejaculation.

So, why do many guys have premature ejaculation anyhow? And how can some guys have sex or masturbate for 3 hours at a time??? Well, here’s the answer and the secret to being able to be a sexual marathoner….

When you get aroused, your prostate gland swells with prostate fluid, also known as “pre-cum”. Pre-cum is the clear, almost tasteless/odorless slippery fluid that lubricates the tubes that ejaculate sperm. As you are stimulated the prostate just does its job and makes more and more pre-cum. And as it swells with pre-cum, the internal pressure on the prostate makes it easier to “slip over the edge” and accidently have an orgasm before you intend to. It’s the pressure built up inside the prostate that causes you to slip over the edge and prematurely ejaculate. So, the key is to recognize this and to “milk” or "help the precum out' thereby reducing the pressure. When you milk it, you immediately notice a reduction of the pressure in the prostate and you gain more control over when you cum.

The answer is to use a hands-free prostate massager. It will do the work for you. These devices apply pressure to the prostate gland, stimulate it to produce more precum and help the precum get expelled. This is how you can be stimulated for hours and not cum prematurely. The pressure a massager applies inhibits the ability to cum and gives you more control. It will do the milking for you.

But you can also accelerate the process of milking by doing the following:

Milking is best done by masturbating with a prostate massager. You can also use a small dildo (5” thin is best) but a hands-free prostate massager is easiest for beginners. Start masturbating and insert the prostate massager after 5 or 10 minutes. You’ll notice that it feels really good as it goes in. Then when the tip of the massager presses against the prostate it feels fabulous. It can trigger a release of pre-cum and if it does just let it out. Notice how great it feels to let it out. If it doesn’t happen when you first insert it, keep masturbating and after 3 or 5 minutes sit up so the prostate massager gets shoved in a little. Notice if pre-cum gets expelled. You’ll probably see ½ teaspoonful come out. This will relieve the pressure you may have felt. Keep masturbating faster and faster and after another 3-5 minutes try clenching your PC muscle and see if more pre-cum gets expelled. The PC muscle is the same one that you use to stop the flow of urine and some guys say it feels like clenching your anus. Notice how good it feels to contract the PC muscle while the prostate massager is inserted. Just keep doing this and try to get pre-cum out. This is milking the prostate and every time the pressure is relieved it feels good and allows you to keep edging. Sometimes, when you are really turned on, have your partner squeeze your nipples hard and unexpectedly. My girlfriend did this to me this morning and a lareg amount of precum squirted out...and it felt soooo good.

Check out my video on prostate milking (that is a link to the right). The more you learn how to do it, the more you like it. And with practice you’ll be able to have sex or masturbate for 3 hours with no problem.

Prostate Milking Is Good For You and Feels GREAT!

2010-12-03T15:17:00.000-08:00

Check out my video on prostate milking (see the link to the right). It's fun and it's very good for you. Prostate health is an important part of a man's sex life and prostate problems are the second most common problem found in men over 50. There is an epidemic of prostate disease because of our modern lifestyle, diet and over-the-counter drugs we take. The most effective treatment that has no side effects is prostate massage and milking.

Most guys don't know what the prostate gland does until they have problems and often it's too late, so listen up! The prostate gland is the body part that manufactures prostate fluid, otherwise known as "pre-cum". This clear, slippery, virtually tasteless and odorless fluid is what lubricates the tubes that allow sperm to be ejaculated easily and as far as possible. You may notice pre-cum oozing out when you get really turned on. But what is really good for you is to "milk the prostate". That is, you want to massage the prostate and help expel prostatic fluid. Because when it sits in the prostate gland for long periods, bacteria can multiply and cause problems which can lead to prostatitis and prostate cancer. The most effective way to massage the prostate is to do it when you are sexually aroused/when you have an erection, because the prostate also swells when you are aroused. So, it's easier to milk the prostate when it's swollen and "ready for actions". Use a massager like Ultimate Prostate Massager or a small 5" dildo with plenty of lube. It feels great and is good for you. Remember, if you feel any pain when you insert the massager, stop immediately, because if you already have an infection of the prostate, you may need to first take some prescribed antibiotics to prevent speading the infection. So, in that case, go see your doctor. Check out my video and learn the safe/fun way to milk the prostate and stay healthy.

Ultimate Prostate Massager Is The Ultimate Pleasure

2010-11-17T09:27:00.000-08:00

Ultimate Prostate Massager

I love this sex toy and recommend it to every guy. It significantly enhances any sexual experience, whether you are having solo sex or doing it with a partner. This sexual turbocharging is caused by the electrically-induced vibrations transmitted from the perineum massage point and the prostate massage point. There are different settings and each one gives a slightly different feeling. It causes me to shiver with pleasure all over and sometimes it induces a different type of orgasm, I call a whole-body or prostate orgasm. These aren’t as intense as a regular ejaculating orgasm BUT you can make these whole body orgasms last for hours by continually edging and milking the precum out so the pressure doesn’t get uncomfortable or cause a premature ejaculation. Edging is when you tease the cock almost to ejaculation and you then squeeze the PC muscle and it feels really good. The PC muscle is the one you use to stop peeing. My record for edging is three hours and 20 minutes. I like to meditate about pleasurable things when I edge alone or watch porn. Check out the video with the short presentation on the Ultimate Prostate Massager.

Girlfriend Loves When I Hover

2010-10-31T20:00:00.000-07:00

I tried something different recently and it really turns her on..... I call it "hovering" and it's when we're done with foreplay and she tells me to come fuck her and I just place the head of my cock barely into her puss. Then I barely move it...ever so slightly. Sometimes, she wants it in so bad that she thrusts toward me, but I pull back and tease her....Then after about 10-20 minutes, when I finally go all the way in, it throws her over the edge and she's ready to cum. She REALLY LOVES THIS.

Guys you gotta try this.

Top 3 Prostate Massagers

2010-10-01T11:20:00.000-07:00

I've spent 8 years testing every kind of prostate massager and many different sex toys. I like prostate massagers the best because they feel so good and they are good for you. Finally, I've narrowed down my top favorites to three, explain why they're the best and I show the best way to use them in a short video. I think the Top 3 prostate massagers are:

1. Ultimate Prostate Massager (Version 4.0)

2. Tantus Silk (Medium) silicone 5" dildo (with my custom handle)

3. Hitachi Magic Wand with TurboDildo attachment

Check out the video link at http://megaporn.com/?v=FMPVPIZL

WARNING: THIS IS VERY EXPLICIT and is rated XXX. If you'd like a less explicit video with a basic explanation of prostate massage then go to http://megaporn.com/?v=SUWG8NVJ

Addicted To Prostate Massage

2010-09-23T08:43:00.000-07:00

OMG, I'm addicted! I LOVE to massage my prostate every day. Lately I've been waking up with a woody and masturbate while my girlfriend massages my prostate. First she starts with a 5" Tantus silicone dildo (with a "handle" I installed on it). She inserts it all the way and since the prostate gland is 4.3" inside, she just moves it slightly in and out. Every stroke feels FABULOUS!

After about ten minutes the precum starts to pour out. This is prostatic fluid and it's good to "milk" it out...and it feels good too. Then she wants me to fuck her and so I then insert the Ultmate Prostate Massager (because it stays in by itself "handsfree" and vibrates my prostate gland using an electric motor) and THAT FEELS GREAT too, especially when I spread my legs as far as I can.... I can go for an hour or more if I have time but we usually run out of time. Guys if you can get your girlfriend to massage your prostate, I'm pretty sure you will become addicted too. AND it's really good for you.

Prostate Massage By My Girlfriend

2010-09-14T13:38:00.000-07:00

Today I didn't have time for the usual two hour sexathon we usually have but because I took some testosterone recently I was reeeally horny. So I snuggled up to my girlfriend with a throbbing erection and she knew just what to do...as I stroked it, she took one of my favorite prostate massagers (pictured above...the Tantus silicone 5") and commenced to give me a fabulous prostate massage. She would insert it into my ass about 5" and slowly stroke it ...in and out, in and out.....OHH YEAAAA! I felt sooo good and I didn't want it to stop, but had some office meetings to get to. After 10 minutes of this my prostate gland told me it was VERY HAPPY and I went to my meeting glowing all over. Prostate massage by the girlfriend is a great thing.... thank you honey!

Testosterone Turbocharges Sex

2010-09-11T10:52:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend is having hormone replacement therapy and had some testosterone left over. Our good friend is a fertility nurse who specializes in this area and she checked me out and said I should try 1.5ml. My girlfriend told me to lay face-down on the bed and she injected my butt cheek with 1.5ml of testosterone 2 nights ago. The next morning, while in the shower, I started to feel a woody coming on for no apparent reason and HAD to stroke it for a few minutes even though I was running late for work. Then this morning we had our usual 2 hour Saturday "sexy time" and OMG, it was soooo good! The best way I can describe it is that I felt more electric, my cock was harder than usual and I acted like a wild tiger at times. Every downstroke was fabulous, evey suck she gave me was heavenly and I wanted to go on "forever"...I was like "crazy with lust" for her and I couldn't help making more noise than usual...she said I was a "wild man"..... It was just a whole different experience and I suspect because of my age (50's), I have low testosterone.

The side effects seem to be:

- I get impatient with the out-of-town lost-drivers who go 25 mph in a 35 mph zone

- I get impatient dealing with the usual problems with my Motorola cell phone (I hate it compared to my old iPhone)

- I am more aggressive with prospective clients in my sales job...I go in for the "kill" earlier in the game (not a bad thing!)

Still, the good part greatly outweighs any negative side effects ...I've read that all the soy products and other processed foods in our modern diet create a sort of estrogen-overload in men and may be responsible for everyone's abnormally low testosterone and/or low sex drive.

I'm going to check into getting these injections regularly because I really like the effects.

Edging With Ultimate Prostate Massager

2010-06-26T05:30:00.000-07:00

The best feeling I know of is to "edge" with a prostate massager for hours and hours. After I take it to The Edge and keep doing it, I get to this new, super-charged level of being turned-on. And it feels sooooo good to stay in that place. In the 1950's, sex researchers Masters and Johnson talked about reaching the "Plateau" which is a heightened state of sexual intensity....like being super-turned-on. This is where I want to go!

It takes a bit of training the body to not cum when you are repeatedly edging, but when you learn how to do it, it's easy. The secret to not-cumming and to keep going to the Edge for hours without slipping up is as follows:

1. Use a prostate massager. It gives you more control over when you cum and it turns you on more than usual.

2. Clench or contract your PC (pubococcys) muscle when you feel like you are getting ready to cum. The PC muscle is that same muscle you use when you want to stop peeing. I do short contractions of the PC muscle whenever I'm stopped at a red light in my car as an exercise to strengthen my PC muscle. As you build up this muscle it helps you have more-intense orgasms.

3. Press your middle and ring fingers on your perineum when you feel like you are about to ejaculate. If you press firmly for 3 seconds this will stop the ejaculation along with contracting the PC muscle.

By doing all this you can induce non-ejaculatory multiple, full-body orgasms. These can cause your legs to spasm and quiver (like a dog's leg when you scratch its belly) and your jaw can "shiver" (like when you are freezing cold) but with intense pleasure. You just have to practice edging and watch what happens when you take it to the Edge repeatedly.

I also take it to the Edge when I am fucking my girlfriend....she says "Tease that cock!" and I pound her pussy with my cock and take it right to the edge repeatedly and it feels soooo good. By doing this, I can last for 1.5 hours which she sometimes needs me to do in order for her to cum every time. If you'd like to see a short video of Edging go to:

http://www.megaporn.com/?d=82DC9OUG

Try it. You'll like it.

Prostate Problems Solved

2010-06-07T06:44:00.000-07:00

Guys are you aware that if you don't take care of your prostate and it develops prostate cancer (thesecond most common cancer in men), you could lose your ability to have sex? And that eventually 90% of all men in the West contract prostatitis or BPH? And that the easiest, cheapest solution is to massage it regularly, eat right and make a few other easy-to-implement lifestyle changes? It's not worth the risk of catching this disease. Check out the latest, most-comprehensive information by going here: http://prost8.factors.hop.clickbank.net

Guys, Can You Have Too Much Sex?

2010-05-25T05:16:00.000-07:00

Sex feels good, and the proper amount of sex can help maintain physical and emotional health. But balance is the key. Both having too little or too much sex can lead to unhealthy conditions. Let us look at the effects of too much sex, too little sex, and what the proper amounts should be based on your age and condition.

How Much Sex Is Too Much?
The theories of Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) warn that a man who engages in too much sex can become what is known as “kidney jing deficient.” Jing is a term that refers to the body’s essential fluids, distilled by the kidneys from what we eat and drink. The kidneys are thought of as the body’s “batteries” and the place where jing is stored. Chinese health theory suggests we are actually equipped with enough jing (life essence) to live 120 years. The problem is we exhaust this essence through poor diet, lack of rest, lack of exercise, the effects of stress, disease and… an unhealthy amount of sex.

Signs and symptoms of kidney jing deficiency include a weakening of the bones, hair loss, a graying of facial color, loosening or loss of teeth, soreness in the lower back, weakness of the legs (particularly behind the knees), poor memory, loss of libido, impotence and a general lack of sexual desire. If you are suffering from any of these signs and symptoms, perhaps you should consider if too much sex is killing you… or at least weakening you.

With too frequent ejaculation, jing (semen, the essence of pure fluids and life energy) is depleted from the body. Moreover, as a man passes middle age, the excessive loss of jing can cause the disastrous effects described above. Like contact sports, sex is a young man’s game. Middle aged and older men need to retain their jing (semen essence) and ejaculate less frequently. (There is an entire art in Yogic and Taoist traditions of men learning to come to orgasm while not releasing a single drop of semen. (More on this in another article)

Two-thousand years ago Su Nu Jing, the classic text on TCM, was published. It advised how much sex/ejaculations are safe for a man to have. For example, a healthy 20-year-old can ejaculate twice per day with no adverse effects. Also, to maintain proper health, the 20-year-old should have a minimum of one ejaculation every four days.

The following chart suggests the sex guidelines from that classic text:

Age	Minimum	Average Health	Good Health
20+	Every 4 days	1X Day	2x Day
30+	Every 8 days	Every other day	1x Day
40+	Every 16 days	Every 4 days	Every 3 days
50+	Every 21 days	Every 10 days	Every 5 days
60+	Every 30 days	Every 20 days	Every 10 days

Of course, these are rough guidelines set forth within the theories of TCM. This gives you an idea of the frequency a man should have sex in order to maintain good health and balanced emotions.

The average 20-year-old male who is engaging in masturbation three times a day is probably overdoing it. This could possibly affect his grades (poor memory) or affect his tennis match (with weak knees and sore low back).

If you are a 40-year-old executive thinking of having that affair with the 24-year old-intern, you might want to consider if you are in good enough health to survive an extramarital affair. You could wind up suffering from hair loss, aging of the face, low back soreness, weak legs, poor memory, loss of libido, impotence and lack of sexual desire that could cost you your career and your health… not to mention your marriage (if applicable).

How Much Sex Is Too Little?
Keep in mind that no sex at all is unhealthy. Psychologically, it can cause resentment, depression and anxiety. Sex is important for relationships, not just emotionally, but for the organ systems as well. Ladies, when men tell you they feel like they are dying from lack of sex, it’s partially true. In reality, the choked up emotions and lack of connection can cause him to suffer what is known in TCM as liver qi stagnation.

According to TCM theory, the liver functions to move the qi (life energy) freely in the body. So, liver qi stagnation is a pathogenic flow of qi manifesting in some of the following signs and symptoms: feeling of distension in the chest and hypochondrium, sighing, hiccup, melancholy, depression, moodiness, unhappiness and feeling of a lump in the throat. Often the etiology of this syndrome includes emotional problems, a state of anger, frustration and/or resentment.

If this condition persists it can grow into what is called liver fire. The signs and symptoms associated with live fire include irritability, anger, shouting, ringing in the ears, temporal headache, bitter taste in the mouth, dream disturbed sleep, a red face and red eyes. This is the result of long-standing emotional states of anger, resentment or frustration. This can cause problems like high blood pressure, tinnitus, insomnia, migraine headache and the like.

Good sexual relations are a part of good health. Overdoing it can be detrimental to health, and so can too little of it.

Be happy and be wise in the ways of lovemaking.

How To Make A Girl Squirt

2010-05-15T13:32:00.000-07:00

Squirting can be an extreme turn-on for both the guy and the girl. When the girl squirts it provides a release that is like an orgasm but not as "sharp". For the guy, the turn-on is in seeing this sexy event and knowing that you helped make it happen. It can be quite amazing to witness and most women LOVE it and they love the guy who helped them squirt. I can make just about any woman squirt IF she will just relax and push at the right time.

Here are step by step instructions how to make a girl squirt:

Start by whispering in her ear that you want her to relax and enjoy this session. Start slowly by caressing the belly and thighs lightly. Take your time. Then perform some oral sex on her inner thighs, clitoris and labia especially, to start getting her relaxed and wet. You must continually suck and lick the clitoris throughout the duration of the whole oral act, because oral increases power, pleasure and increases chances of female ejaculating orgasm.

With the hand you write with, take the middle finger and ring finger and make them wet with her pussy juice or with your mouth. The most important thing is to make sure your nails are clean, trimmed and not sharp, because you could hurt her.

Slide those two fingers in, with the fingerprint part of the fingers facing up (nails down), slide them in firmly but slowly, as far as they will go without using too much pressure. If she is really tight you may need to start with one, and if there is a lot of wetness but resistance, you may need to tease and taste her pussy some more. Once you get those fingers in, tease her inner walls slowly with the pads of your fingers, and get her even more juicy. When you think that she is ready to have the orgasm of her life, you may begin:

Now you will maneuver your fingers to find her g-spot. Yes, it exists, and yes, every woman has one. Slide your fingers in about 2 inches, UP, and then BACK towards the front of the pussy (like you’re going up behind her clit). Her g-spot is actually a patch of her inner walls which is on the FRONT INNER WALL of her pussy, above the hole itself. So, in, up, and back towards the entrance. You should feel, on that wall, a rough patch of skin rougher than the rest of her smooth inner pussy. You’ve found it. Congratulations.
By making a beckoning motion with your two fingers (a come hither, bending fingers motion), you should be able to pull the fingerprint/pad part of the tips of your two fingers against that spot. Try it. Pull back against it with your two fingers and press a little. Tease it, stimulate it with your fingers. Make her feel good. She should be squirming and breathing very heavily by now.
As you start to rhythmically tap/press/pull your fingertips against the g-spot, she should start getting wetter and the Gspot will swell with juices. Take your time. If you’re doing it right, and she’s comfortable with it, you’ll start to hear squishing, sponge-like sounds. The g-spot is like a sponge, it contains a lot of liquid, and feels rough. Keep pressing your fingers against it, over and over, rhythmically, with the same kind of rhythm as if you were sliding your cock in and out of her pussy.
As she starts to get wetter, and enjoy it more, start doing it harder. The more she thrashes from side to side, the harder you do it. Eventually, you can replace the tapping/poking of the g-spot with an outright speed-sliding of those two fingers in and out of her hole. Or hold your fingers very firmly and hit the Gspot hard. Do it faster and faster, maintain the rhythm, but increase the force. Even when you’re slamming them straight in and out of her hole, try and maintain an upward, outward force with the fingertips, so you’re still pressing up against that g-spot even as you’re slamming her with your fingers with reckless abandon. This can take a lot of strength so position your body so your arm is straight because you will eventually be pulling hard.
Through all of this, she should be squelching, squirming and OBVIOUSLY loving it. If she’s not, you should stop. If she says it hurts (especially if she says it more than once, you might want to stop or at LEAST slow down or not do it so hard). Make sure she’s always wet, not dry for any period of time.
Now here’s the crucial part. When she gets close to ejaculation, she will say that she needs to pee. SHE DOES NOT NEED TO PEE. It’s just a temporary sensation that will pass, but you have to make sure she knows about it beforehand, and you have to make sure she does not stop you, and you do not desist in your slamming. Hold her legs apart with the other hand, if you have to. You can even use your head or knees or whatever to hold her legs open, but make sure she stays relatively still (or she might get hurt on your fingers) and that you KEEP GOING. In fact, when she needs to pee, that’s when you should start doing it harder, because a squirting orgasm is just around the corner.
10-50 seconds after the pee sensation begins, she will start to cum. When she does, DON’T STOP. Just do it harder and harder and harder, pressuring the g-spot upwards all the while. Now she should start to ejaculate. She’ll scream, and her pussy will start shooting clear (transparent), odorless liquid all over the place. There could be a lot of it, it might soak you completely and soak the sheets and everything around her, so make sure you’re prepared. Make sure there is nothing that can be damaged in the "line of fire". I have soaked laptop keyboards during squirting and they don't like that!
Note: the clear, odorless, tasteless fluid that is squirted out of the urethra is produced by the Skene's glands which is the female equivalent of the male's prostate gland. This fluid is designed by Nature to help lubricate the vagina during intercourse. I often lick it off her body afterwards and I like it. Normally it gets excreted during sex in small amounts and you don't notice it. But some women can squirt a few pints worth of fluid. The Queen of Squirting, Cytherea, has been known to squirt 7' and soak the ceiling. You may want to check out her videos or get Axel Braun's "Squirting 101". Axel is the Master.

If she’s never had one before, the squirting orgasm can be the best orgasm of her life. In my experience, 97% of women are capable of having them. If you want her to ejaculate in great volumes, have her drink lots of water before you do it, and stay well hydrated. Once she’s finished squirting, SHE CAN SQUIRT AGAIN. Especially if you didn’t do it too hard, and still got her to cum, you can usually start all over, and between one and ten minutes later, she’ll be squirting again. Usually, you have to do it harder each time. My record is fourteen squirts.

Some girls pass out after a couple of them. This can make a girl fall in love and at the very least want to fuck your brains out, so use it wisely rather than to your advantage. Don’t take advantage of people using this. If you do it wrong, or if she’s on her period, she might bleed. That’s usually okay, but just make sure you don’t hurt her, and you stop if she’s screaming with pain, rather than pleasure.

Enjoy this, and I hope it works out for you; I hope it works out for HER, even more so. If it goes well, just wait and see. Most women LOVE this. Men can have a similar type of orgasm that some call a "prostate orgasm" or "anal orgasm". We will wirte about this later.

"Girlfriend Gives Me Multiple Orgasms" Video

2010-04-16T09:07:00.000-07:00

Check out the video link to the right.....

My girlfriend was giving me great oral sex for 25 minutes so I was getting really turned on. Then I inserted the Ultimate Prostate Massager and this took me right to "the Edge" (that intensely pleasurable feeling that you get just before ejaculating...you know, when the head of your cock gets big and throbs). I like "Edging" as much as possible without actually cumming because it's the second greatest feeling of pleasure I know of AND you can do it over and over... When you have a typical ejaculating orgasm, it's more intense, but it only lasts 8 seconds....I can induce Multiples for hours if I want ! My record is 2 hours, 45 minutes.

Some guys have asked "How do you keep from going over the edge and cumming?". Well, when you know the secret and practice, it becomes easy and you can last for hours. Basically, what I do is insert the Ultimate Prostate Massager which applies accupressure to the prostate and the perineum at the same time. This somehow gives me more control over when I cum. I don't know why it works, but it works. Also, I practice stopping orgasms with Perineum Accupressure. China has had sex coaches for 2,500 years and they always taught that you can stop an orgasm any tme you want by pressing the perineum hard with two fingers. Men had to learn how to do this because they were allowed multiple wives and if you were a rich guy, your wives were always trying to get pregnant because this would ensure their ecoomic survival. So, if you had to have intercourse with 8 wives a week you would be exhausted if you ejaculated every time. So, sex coaches taught them how to keep going by having "dry orgasms" (multiples without ejaculating) and only cumming every 3-7 days. Chinese sex doctors have said for thousands of years that you should only cum every 3-7 days because this "conserves Chi energy". I'm not sure I believe tha,t but that's what they claim.

So, when I get perilously close to cumming, I press sharply with two fingers into my perineum and this will stop the orgasm almost every time. But usually the prostate massager provides just enough accupressure to the perineum and prostate gland to give me total control if I pay attention to "how close to the Edge I get".... So, I don't have to always reach around and stop the orgasm with Perineum Accupressure which is the ultimate orgasm arrestor.

Stay tuned....we'll have more videos about the great subject of Edging in the months to come. Just become a "member" of this Blog and you'll be notified as new videos and fun things get posted to this Blog.

You can see in the video that I started having small multiples when I inserted it and then when I turn on the vibration-motor I started having one larger multiple orgasm after another. Check it out.

Online Video Sex Is Safe, Free and Fun

2010-03-11T12:30:00.001-08:00

Online Video Sex Is Safe, Free and Fun

My girlfriend and I tried something new and really love it. We went to some online video chat rooms dedicated to sexual matters. On this one website there are over 50 different video chat “rooms”, although only 15 are really well-attended. Each room has a theme and there are all sorts of subjects. There is the Masturbation Room where you and 100 other girls and guys can have a video circle jerk. Some people are “on-camera” and others are not and all can join in the text conversation. The ratio of guys to girls is usually about 8:1 in the Masturbation Room but there are usually a few girls showing off and all the guys are excited. Kind of like a cyber lap dance.

There are also “rooms” for bi-sexuals, swinging couples, gay guys, lesbians, guys wearing lingerie, foot fetishes, Asians, Blacks, Germans and all sorts of things. We stayed away from the “Mrs. Fatty Room”, so I can’t tell you what goes on there! And all this is free! Unless you want the “upgraded service” which means that you can have three video chats simultaneously and there are some other perks. Upgrades cost around $5/month. If you are popular, others can award “stars” to you and you can use the stars to upgrade OR just purchase them with a credit card. You can log on anonymously or you can adopt a nickname if you want to become known.

We always have fun because my girlfriend has a beautiful body and the boys adore her. Our online nickname is “LustLovers” so everyone calls her “Lust” or “Lusty” or “Mrs. Lust” (which makes me “Mr. Lust”). When we log on, the boys remember some of our past antics and immediately start begging her to do things: “Lust, please show boobs” gets typed into the message center. Then it’s usually followed by a series of requests like: “Lusty suck your nipple”, “Lust, let Mr Lust suck those nipples!”, “Mr. Lust, please have Mrs. Lust suck that cock?”, “Lust, please show pussy. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?!”, “OH LUST! You are so beautiful and make me sooo horny!”, “Lust please bend over and show ass”, etc. etc. etc….. Since Mrs. Lust is so popular she is awarded hundreds of stars per week. Some guys try to bribe her into taking off clothes with stars.

Last Saturday night, a friend gave us some Ecstasy (MDMA) which always gives me an insatiable desire to perform oral sex on my girlfriend for hours and makes me extraordinarily creative. We went “on camera” for six hours of pussy and booby play and the viewers loved it. Apparently we are now famous, because whenever we log on, “old friends” who saw that performance immediately start chatting and ask if we will repeat something from Saturday night for them. That Saturday night I had a new Logitech high-resolution webcam which is great for close-ups and for playing “movie director” which I love to do. I’d zoom in on my girlfriend’s labia, which are a thing of great beauty and the crowd would all gasp. Then I’d start licking every which way and when you are doing “X” you never get tired of this. It’s a new experience every minute. Then I’d suck on her clit and pull the surrounding folds of inner labia back and standing before us, glistening and wet in all its magnificence, was her massive clit. Wow, the audience went wild!

Then in my efforts to be creative and fresh, I took my Ultimate Prostate Massager, which is meant for guys, inserted it into the pussy with the upper arm on the clit and turned on the “Jackhammer” program. She moaned loudly and writhed with pleasure and this drove the boys (and some girls) crazy-horny.

I then used my skills learned in Axel Braun’s Squirting 101 course to make her squirt on five different occasions. Some of these were 3’ and longer squirts and this drove some guys to cum as I licked up every drop. I also soaked my laptop which I found out is NOT good for it. They were constantly texting us: “Look at me! I’m ready to cum!”, “Look how hard you got me!”, “Oh, I’m sooo hot for you Lust!”, etc., etc., etc…..

This was all great fun and I recommend trying it because you can’t catch any sexually transmitted diseases and there are “no strings attached” (unless you and the other person want that). If the other person whispering sweet things in your ear is a psycho, as long as you don’t release any personal details, they can’t find you. So, you can safely indulge your fantasies with others in a safe environment. We have met some very interesting characters here.

Many couples wanted to swing with us in person but we’re just happy to do it online.

There are thousands of chat rooms but this is one of the better ones. It’s “moderated” which means that if anyone gets overly rude they are “blocked” forever so everyone behaves fairly nicely. Check it out at www.Cumplus.com. You can register as a guest and then go to the room list to see which room appeals most. Click on a room and see the text-forum where everyone is text-chatting. You can usually determine who is doing wild things by reading the text-chat. Then click on the little camera by someone’s nickname to see their “broadcast”. If there is no camera icon then they are just watching others. If someone appeals to you, text them and ask to talk or give them a compliment. You can turn on your camera privately for them or broadcast to the group.

It’s been said that every person secretly wishes to be an adored porn star and this is one way to safely fulfill that fantasy. It’s a turn-on for my girlfriend when guys and girls would compliment her on how beautiful her body is. Because she works hard to keep it fit this feedback makes her feel really good and motivates her to work harder. Some girls and a lot of bi-guys have complimented my private parts and I must admit it’s quite a turn-on when someone tells me I have a perfect cock or beautiful body, even though I’m a straight guy.

Dare to try this out and see what happens. It’s a chance to play-act like when you were a kid, but with adult sex-games. I think we’ve all dreamed about getting naked with some attractive people who are laughing and playing and this is the perfect place to do it. You might be quite surprised at what personality “comes out to play”. Some people turn into a type (dominatrix, sex slave, bi, role-players) that they never would have expected. But, don’t worry, we’ll keep it a secret.

Tips to remember:

- If you see someone who appears underage, do not engage them. This could be a trap and/or do you really want to encourage this? The moderator will take care of this.

- Don’t give out personal information. Keep it anonymous until you are really experienced and know who is out there.

- It is possible for some viewers to take “screen photos” so you may not want to show your face, tatoos or other distinguishing parts of your body.

Mardi Gras Antics

2010-02-22T15:47:00.000-08:00

We always have so much fun at Mardi Gras in New Orleans. The place to be is Bourbon Street because there is this tremendous partying spirit there. We hang out with friends at this bar on Bourbon called Le Booze and this place has constant craziness going on. It all starts about 5 days before Fat Tuesday. Each night some girls with porn type websites come in there with their film crews and "entertain" the boys (taking off clothes, "teaching" guys how to kiss sensually, performing oral sex on each other and more). Some of the bar patrons emulate the girls and it can look like an orgy in there sometimes. And it's all legal thanks to a New Orleans law that says "anything goes" if you are inside a building.

Here are some of the other things that go on there:

- There are a group of guys who have been holding court as The Judges for the past 20 years (I'm one of them). They are professional types (lawyers, Dentists, sales managers, accountants) who dress up in British Judge costumes complete with flowing black robes and Barrister (white-haired long) wigs. They set up a "court" in part of the bar and the head Judge presides. Other Judges go into the crowds of Bourbon Street and get girls to come in and take their tops off. When they enter the "chambers" the "Jury" cheers them on and after the top comes off the Chief Judge makes his ruling ("She's a 'Ten'!"), sprays a nipple with water, plays with it and applies a temporary tattoo that says "10". The girl also gets a Certificate of Exposure, an ornate document with a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo. We laughed all day and got to see over 600 pairs of boobies. A few take their bottoms off too and they get "20"!

- We made this cardboard sign that says "Ask Me About My Nipple Charms" and went out into the partying crowds of Bourbon Street. A Nipple Charm comes in two types. One hangs from a nipple and looks like a dangling earring with jewels on it. Another type connects to both nipples and dangles between the boobs (see the photo above). When we found a willing girl, she'd pull her top up and we said we had to get her nipple hard for the charm to be "fitted", so we had to play with it (gently pull on it, squeeze it, maybe lick it if she'd let us). Oh, what fun! Then the nipple charm "noose" was gently slipped over the nipple and tightened and "voila!", we have a more-beautiful set of boobs. This was all just an excuse to play with strangers' boobs and we laughed non-stop.

- My girlfriend dresses up in a leopard print and leather dominatrix costume ("Betty Page") and I'm in my Judge's robes and wig and we go out onto Bourbon Street. When she sees a likely couple walking by she points her leather whipping paddle at the guy and asks the girl "Has he been a bad boy?!!!"... Invariably, the girl says "Yes!" so I, as Judge, say "I sentence you to 5 lashes" so the Dominatrix tells him to bend over and take his punishment and almost every guy will bend over and Betty whacks his ass with the paddle which has some flaps that make the swats sound worse than they really are. The crowds gather round and everyone is laughing their asses off and cameras are clicking. Many of the guys like it so much that they want more!

Some gay guys come over and beg us to whip them. We laughed all day.

So, if you ever get the chance, go stay in the French Quarter for the 5 days before and during Mardi Gras and be sure to wear a costume on Mardi Gras day. You WILL have fun! Or Betty Page will whip you!

Top Ten Sex Toys (for men)

2010-01-18T08:56:00.000-08:00

If we can agree that “toys”, in the broad sense of the word, are anything that are fun to play with then here is the list.

Top Ten Sex Toys (for men) starting with #1:

1. Ultimate Prostate Massager: this is the king of all men’s toys. It creates and amplifies a kinesthetic-neural connection between the prostate (male G-Spot), the perineum and the head of the penis, which is like connecting electrical batteries in series. It steps up the voltage, so the penis and everything-related feels extra sensitive. Basically, when you plug in and turn it on you feel like your pleasure and sensitivity has increased by 50%. It sends shivers of pleasure up and down your back and can make your legs shake uncontrollably with ecstasy like a dog whose belly is being scratched. No, it won’t make you gay! To be gay, you have to be more attracted to guys than girls… this is just about an extraordinary tool for ass-play that millions of guys are discovering.

2. Viagra or the generic equivalent. Even if your women already turns you on to the max, take a small dose (5mg-30 mg), for extra staying power and notice how it enhances the experience. Take it to the limit and see how turned on you can get without ejaculating. Use it in conjunction with the Ultimate Prostate Massager to see how many multiple, non-ejaculating orgasms you can have. Don’t use if you have blood pressure problems. It’s readily available on the Internet. You may want to get your first prescription through your doctor; then go onto the Internet and save big bucks for refills.

3. Astroglide: OK, so maybe it’s not exactly a sex toy….but in a way, it is…. It really helps in many ways and no Bachelor Pad or dutiful husband should be without it. It doesn’t evaporate as fast as other lubes. The only down-side is the taste which turns off some women…so just wash it off…

4. Hustler’s website videos: OK, I know it doesn’t seem like a sex toy, but it really is, because it’s fun to watch over 5,000 different videos at a cost effective price. For around $120 for 1 year, you get access to this website and their sister-sites (like Barely Legal)… the videos are sorted by genre, so if you like petit, large breasted, cowgirls with braces, with a foot fetish in fishnet stockings, also wearing a schoolgirl outfit, then you can sort your video searches this way! Every guy should be able to find something to turn them on in a big way.

5. Ice Lady Fleshlight: this is the closest thing you can have to sex. All the guys who have tried this tell me “Wow!” when they talk about this.

6. Buzz Two Music Activated Sex Toy Vibrator: This toy is lots of fun. It attaches to your mp3 player and the vibrations from the two bullets throb in time with the music, or by using the varied pulse settings on the toy itself. You can place the bullets in the 'his' (cock ring) and 'hers' (rabbit) skin-safe rubber covers or alternatively just use the bullets direct on each other's body parts…

7. Lots of towels and washcloths. Sex can be messy. Be sure to have plenty of clean towels and washcloths around. She will appreciate it and in the heat of passion, they can come in very handy.

8. Fetish Fantasy Leather Slapper: this paddle will show her who is in charge! Remember, one of the top fantasies of many women is to be dominated and spanked … just give her a few light whacks and see if she likes it…most of the time she’ll say “Do It Again!” and “Harder!”

9. Hitachi Magic Wand: OK, I know this is the Number One top-selling sex toy for women, but there are good reasons to have one of these….this is truly “heavy equipment” as it runs on 110 V electricity and is super high-powered… you may want to try applying this to the penis or the perineum when you are primed up and the orgasm will be superlative….also, if your woman needs some help, it can come in handy some days, because most women love these things.

10. Shower Massager: get a good quality shower massager … it feels good to spray it in certain areas…also, it’s easier to clean up (for Round #2) with one of these. If you use it to clean those hard-to-get-to places, you can advise your girlfriend that you are super-clean and deserve some extra licking of the perineum, anus and scrotum.… As Martha Stewart would say, “This is a good thing”.

How To Be The Greatest Lover In The World (for women)

2010-01-17T10:38:00.001-08:00

Missy writes:

My husband is not interested in my body to make romantic intimate love and will not touch me. His testosterone levels are normal. He can get ready ok to make intimate love and he says he is not cheating. He says he is just tired for love making but, finds energy to do all his hobbies.

Last night it got so bad that I tore my shirt off in front of him in a deperate frenzy and put his hands on my breasts and cried "why don't you want me?!". He knows he is killing me, but he wont even try to fake wanting my body and to make romantic love to me.

What is wrong with me? I am not ugly, I get hit on all the time by men of all ages, even 20 year olds, I am 35. I am very clean about my body. I am not inhibited sexually and have told him that I would try anything he wants.

He watches the pain he puts me through and still doesn't even try. After last night he says that he can't stand seeing me this torn up and if staying with him is hurting me that much then I need to go, if I need to.

What can I do? I don't want to leave but I know eventually I will turn to someone else if for no other reason to just see if there is anything wrong with me. He says he can see how insecure this is making me but still does nothing.
Help me, please respond "somebody".

I was in that place before. It could be due to a number of things and it doesn't matter why...because you are going to use a bit of magic to get the result you want...now, don't make excuses and say you can't do the following for some reason or another. Just do it and watch what happens. I promise you this will get excellent results.

Here is what you will need : 50 mg Viagra (available all over the Internet without a prescription), water-based gel lube, Ultimate Prostate Massager with 3 AAA batteries, towel, Astroglide or similar... Get some Viagra and make him take 1/2 dose (50 mg) one weekend morning when you have a lot of time alone. He should take the Viagra at least 30 minutes before activity. Tell him to go take a shower and wash his private parts (including ass) extremely well because you have a surprise for him. While he's in the shower get all the things (I'm going to mention below) together near the bed but hidden so he doesn't see any of his "surprises". When he's back, you will take the lead and you will light his fire to the maximum. First, kiss him passionately while you stroke his penis between your thumb and forefinger which you have licked and made slick. Start pulling on the penis and focusing on it while kissing him. Take your time ... Lightly caress his scrotum and then massage his perineum (the part between the scrotum and the anus which is actually the base of the penis). Then wet your finger and lightly stroke his anus with one finger and use your other wet thumb and forefinger on his penis head while you are still kissing him. Keep "multitasking" until your hands start to get tired. Then go down on him and suck the head of the penis, lick the shaft, lick the perineum and then his anus over and over, but constantly move around from place to place. This will eventually drive him crazy with desire. Try to go as long as possible doing this....30 minutes is good but 45 is better. Don't let him rush you to intercourse. When he is starting to get aroused ask him to verbalize his feelings so you have feedback about how you are doing. The louder the better. If he verbalizes, it will also intensify the experience for him ... Then tell him you are going to give him a little surprise ... while you are working him him orally, take the Ultimate Prostate Massager in one hand and apply a teaspoon of gel lube to the tip and then as you suck the penis head, stroke his anus with the lubed prostate massager. Spread the lube around the anus and work it slowly into the rectum. When it's half-way in, it'll get automatically sucked in all the way, into the proper position. That's the first surprise. Take the control box in your hand and keep sucking and licking the penis head...then after he is used to the feeling of the massager, get ready to give him the second surprise, which is to turn on the massager to the "high" setting. When you do this he may scream with pleasure. Keep sucking, kissing and licking the penis head, licking his scrotum, licking/lightly biting the perineum as long as you can. This will drive him really crazy with desire and he'll think you are the greatest lover in the world and eventually he'll want to reciprocate. But first climb on top of him, apply Astroglide to your clit and try to ride him and have an orgasm for yourself....then ask him how he wants to cum. It's his choice. If he says he wants to masturbate into your mouth (you may want to suggest this) and you aren't wild about this, just let him do it, but act like you like it (and spit it out onto the towel).... he will have a major change in his attitude if you do all this...He will fall back in love with you....guaranteed!.....Now, eventually you have to train him to give you the same pleasure and this is done by telling him EXACTLY what you like. But first, try this procedure a few different times and see how his attitude changes. IT WILL WORK!

Magna Rx Cream Is Working

2010-01-17T08:54:00.000-08:00

I've been using Magna Rx cream (and occasionally the pills) for about 9 months now. Does it increase the penis size by 1-3" like some of those products claim? Absolutely not. Nor has it changed the 7" of length that I have....But what it has done is to give me some more girth and increase the hardness when erect. Initially the increased girth/hardness came in the top third (probably because that's where it felt the best to rub it in!)... since before using Magna Rx, it used to be straight along the sides, I thought it looked funny and wanted to also widen the base area, so I started just massaging the cream in around the base. After 3 months, I noticed a significant widening of the base (where my girlfriend is pointing in the above photo). Actually I really, really like this because the main way she cums is by getting on top and riding me hard...and we tend to have sex almost every day for 90 minutes....she tends to put her clit on my pubic bone for 20-30 minutes for "best results" and this bends the cock downwards and used to hurt a lot at the base...but now that the Magna Rx cream widened and strengthened the base, I cheer her on and yell "Ride 'Em Cowgirl!!! Yeee Haw!!!

Girlfriend Lets Me Cum In Her Mouth

2009-12-30T15:05:00.000-08:00

We are in New Orleans' French Quarter for New Years. It's a romantic place because the food is extraordinary, the architecture is very unique and everyone here is in a partying mood. My girlfriend and I went to Antoine's Hermes Bar to watch the Bears beat the Vikings which is good for our New Orleans Saints. Antoines is a wonderful restaurant that was founded in 1840, so it's America's oldest restaurant that is still run by the descendants of the owner. After having a fabulous meal we went home and my girlfriend was unable to have an orgasm (she was still "wound up" from being with our parents over the holidays) and she said "Just fuck me fast and cum in my mouth!"... so I inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager and fucked like a rabbit...It was really great when I came. It's such a mentally-exquisite event ... Girls if you want to give your man a big turn-on, just let him cum in your mouth every now and then...

Fantastic Fantasy Fest Fun

2009-12-22T13:03:00.000-08:00

We went to Fantasy Fest again and stayed at the Marquesa Hotel, which Travel and Leisure magazine ranked as #1 in Florida. It's a restored 1880's sea captain's house with 14' high ceilings, beautiful wood floors, antique furnishings and a tropical paradise in the back yard with waterfalls, lush landscaping and two pools.... It's a very romantic place and I could tell my girlfriend was turned on by it all. Guys, this really is a special place to bring your woman....Fantasy Fest is like Mardi Gras, only for adults. So, you see many scanty costumes and a lot of nakedness on the street (disguised by a little body paint). It's actually legal for girls to be totally naked as long as you have body paint over the genitals and nipples...If you are within the ten square block "Fantasy Fest area" it's OK to have open containers of alcohol on the street, which is unusual for the State of Florida. We always dress up in costumes which is much more fun because everybody interacts and jokes around with you. Especially at night on Duval Street, you see some really great and risque costumes. I went as Hugh Hefner (dressed in satin pajamas) and my girlfriend was "Betty Page", a 1950's Playboy pinup girl and the first mainstream dominatrix. She was dressed as a dominatrix and would go around whipping all the bad boys and girls. We saw Fidel Castro and she went up to him and said "You have been a very bad, bad boy!" and started whipping him with her leather spatula/whip. Some Cuban-Americans were nearby and screamed with delight and applause. He bent over and loved it. Many people would just walk up and bend over and ask for a whipping....Isn't funny how some people love to get whipped?! It was nonstop antics and I've never laughed so much in one week. It was also a turn-on to see all the sexy costumes and we can't wait for next year.

Wow! Girls, You Gotta Do This To Your Man!

2009-12-13T07:41:00.000-08:00

OMG! My girlfriend gave me the best orgasm today. Since it's Sunday, we had plenty of time to get warmed up and after the usual foreplay she climbed on top, rode the pony hard and came in a big way. She then asked me how I wanted to come. Hmmmm, let's try something new... and I asked her to lick my ball sack and perineum, while my Ultimate Prostate Massager was inserted on the"Jackhammer" mode and I jacked off.... The sensations were FABULOUS and I exploded like never before....I must have shot sperm 4'.... Oh, baby, thank you soooo much!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

May Is National Masturbation Month

2009-05-08T05:28:00.000-07:00

May is National Masturbation Month (as declared by Dr. Betty Dodson) so get busy! Since almost everyone in the world has "sex for one" at least once a month, it is actually the World's Most Popular Sport. So, isn't it kind of amazing that it isn't talked about more? I mean why can't we just admit publicly that we occasionally "choke the chicken" or "pet our kitties"? How did this come about? We know that in ancient Greek times, masturbation in public was OK. Masturbation was considered a gift from the gods and an effective rape-prevention technique.....The famous Greek philosopher Diogenes used to jack-off in the marketplace and when people would walk by he'd say something like "Isn't this like magic? It's like you could rub your stomach and get rid of hunger!"....So how come things changed? Why would such a healthful, pleasurable, convenient, stress-releasing, ecologically-sound (population control!), harmless, natural act of self-pleasuring become so unmentionable and embarrassing?

The answer lies in the lies that were told by leaders of old. You see, back in the old days, more bodies were needed to work the fields, man the armies and pay taxes. Leaders assumed that if people were masturbating instead of channeling all of their sex drive into reproducing, then they wouldn't produce enough new field workers, enough new pawns for their armies or enough new taxpayers to fund the insatiable demand for more tax revenue. Strength was perceived to be in numbers. So the leaders had to brainwash the common people to "be fruitful and multiply!"..... Hence, religion was used to help government to accomplish this and masturbation became a huge sin. Medieval Christian Church Fathers used the masturbation taboo to gain psychic power over an uneducated and frightened flock of followers. The goal was to grow their constituency with maximum speed so that rival tribes or religions would be out-numbered. Masturbation (an "unnatural sin") was viewed as a much worse sin than fornication, bigamy or adultery ("natural sins")...Don't ask me why one is "natural" and the other "unnatural"! The "Natural Sins" could be absolved (pay a fine) with any Parish Priest. But if you committed the "UnNatural Sin", you had to pay a higher price and go to the Bishop. Since everybody masturbated, everybody could be made to feel shame, guilt and be made to pay for it. Wow, doesn't this sound like racketeering?!

So now it's time to revolt against these old taboos! Ladies, get out your vibrators! Guys, crank up some porn and start whacking! WE have some catching up to do. A large group of senior citizens were polled on what their biggest regrets in life were....The Number One biggest regret?...........(drum roll please...)....70% said "not having more sex"! So get to work and pleasure yourself and then take that good feeling out into the world and spread it.

Bless you my Brothers and Sisters, my Spankers and Wankers....Come let us play!

Hitachi Magic Wand Gives 5 Second Orgasm

2009-04-29T05:20:00.000-07:00

I got my girlfriend an Hitachi Magic Wand which is the most popular vibrator sold in the world. I've seen them in use (by a former girlfriend) and know that they are like the Formula One racers of vibrators....very high powered because they are 110V and not like these little battery-powered vibrators.... She took a first-look at it and said "Ugh, the head is so big....what am I supposed to do with it?" ... I then showed her the Gee Whiz attachment that goes on the head. It's basically a curved penis (designed to hit the G-Spot just right) and a clitoral stimulator that fits on top of the Magic Wand.... I urged her to use use it (often) while I'm at work and when I got home she told me that around 3:00pm she felt tingly and and plugged it into the wall outlet at 3:05pm....then she inserted it, turned it on and in 5 seconds, yes, 5 seconds, she had a rip-roaring orgasm! She LOVES her Hitachi Magic Wand (with the Gee Whiz attachment).... Girls you gotta get one of these!

Further Adventures With Hormones

2009-04-28T04:17:00.001-07:00

Wow, we've been busy! Since my girlfriend had her second injection of estrogen and testosterone (3 weeks after the first one), her level of horniness has amped itself up even more. We have intercourse at least once every day and she masturbates at least once more each day...She is averaging one orgasm/day.... IT'S GREAT!!! Her body has changed in the following ways:

- nipples larger and more sensitive

- vulva swollen 50%....(I think it looks very sexy and I get turned on just looking at it)

- clitoris 3-4 times larger and more sensitive when erect (this is the best part because I love to play with it when it's so big and she's more responsive to my touch and licks)

- spontaneously turned on: for no apparent reason, she'll regularly get a tingling sensation in her clit and want to get fucked.... Or, anytime I want to make her laugh I just touch her clit while kissing her and it's a big turn on....we do this in public sometimes just to be adventurous.

- the inside of her vagina is poofed up and tighter on my cock.

- If I am in the mood and want to get her in the mood fast, I can just show her some video porn or magazine porn and she's rarin' to go in about 3-5 minutes! This never had any effect before.

- she is in a continuing state of mild ecstasy all day....more relaxed and happy

- she is developing some mild "six pack abs" from working out....they look good... No apparent side effects....

Just for the fun of it, she injected me with .5ml of testosterone to see what would happen and after a week I noticed some (mostly) good and bad changes:

- my cock would get harder than usual when aroused

- I get this urge to bite her neck (nice biting followed by a kiss)

- I get the urge to have sex and/or masturbate at least 2-3 times a day

- I am losing body fat and my workouts are showing better-quicker results

- almost whenever she wants a hard cock, all she has to do is to suck it for 3-4 minutes and "Voila!" she has a hard man, ready-to-service her!

- possible bad side effects: I get irritated more easily by the lost, inattentive, out-of-state drivers who crowd the streets of South Florida in season..... I am more aggressive in sports to the point that I lose my cool but I am more competitive.....one good effect is that I have become very aggressive in my sales job and want to "go for the kill" with every customer....so my sales are going up.....I also want to work out harder which previously was hard to do on some days....

I really like the changes these hormones have brought to the quality of our lives.

Cougar Barbie Attack!

2009-04-09T15:24:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend showed me a video about Barbie turning age 50 and she has now morphed into "Cougar Barbie".... a very horny and aggressive sex maniac.... we've watched the video on You Tube about 20 times and can't stop laughing. Anyhow, my girlfriend is acting like Cougar Barbie....For my birthday she told me she had something special for me and it was "Oh so good!" ... First she told me to take a shower and wash all over...then she threw me onto the bed and said "Get on your hands and knees, boy!" and proceeded to lick my perineum, lightly stroke my ball sac and lick the cock from all angles.... soon I was shivering with pleasure. Next, she rolled me over and sucked the cock for some 20 minutes. Then she inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager and turned it onto the "jackhammer" program and sucked the cock very diligently for aanother 15 minutes...Oh, this is THE BEST!!!....Finally she got on top and rode me hard like a Bucking Bronco Cowgirl until we both came.... I love my Cougar Barbie! Check out the video, it's pretty funny.

Women's Viagra Is Here!

2009-04-03T05:41:00.000-07:00

Women’s Viagra Is Here! We heard about this through an In vitro Fertilization nurse we know who is best friends with my girlfriend…some doctors are prescribing this to women who have lost their libido. The nurse had gotten a prescription for herself and advised us that it doesn’t kick in for a week, but after it does, you have a wild Tigress on your hands. She said her nipples and pussy were tingly and very sensitive all the time and we were with her in a bar and I could tell she was very horny. She went out to a nearby sex toy store, bought a remote control G-spot vibrator, inserted it and let us operate the controls… Oh, she was very turned on. Her boyfriend actually wanted her to lower the dosage because he couldn’t keep up. She wanted sex all the time. Then my girlfriend got a prescription for this because her libido has been lagging lately. It is an Intra Muscular injection of hormones (estrogen and testosterone) given every three weeks and I administered it (into the upper buttocks) …Nothing happened for about 5 days. She felt nothing different. Her nipples started getting slightly more sensitive to the touch on the fourth day. Then, when I came home on the afternoon of the 5th day she had this huge smile on her face and said she needed me……badly! And we had intercourse for one action-packed hour. And every day thereafter, we have done it at least once per day….sometimes twice a day….and she cums very easily and quickly……this really works and I know there can be side-effects and so she makes sure she gets her Pap Smears every six months and we watch for any changes….You will read about this amazing prescription in the future….

Magna-RXtra Supercharges Sex

2009-03-23T10:44:00.000-07:00

Magna-RXtra really does supercharge sex. I had used it before but never read the full instructions…so I didn’t think it was any different from regular Magna-Rx and I only took one pill a day... The long-version directions say to try taking two pills per day together before having sex…so I tried it for the first time today and OMG! It was great. I took the two pills at 8:00am and started to do some office work….at 8:42am I noticed a tingle in my G-Spot area (perineum)… By 9:00am I had a warm and fuzzy feeling and knew I HAD to go back to bed and snuggle with the gf. So, I took a shower, triple-washed everywhere and slid back into bed. My girlfriend was sleeping and as I lay there I got incredibly horny over the next 15 minutes. The urge to go jack-off was overwhelming but I resisted and “helped” the gf wake up. She stroked my cock, perineum and ass and they were Super-Sensitive! It was shockingly good. My cock craved being sucked and my wonderful gf obliged. Then she licked my perineum while she stroked the cock and waves of pleasure engulfed me…then for even MORE SENSITIVITY I inserted my Ultimate Prostate Massager while she sucked the cock. OMG! IT WAS SOOOO INTENSE! My cock was harder than it’s ever been…I have the new version of the Ultimate Prostate Massager with seven different "programs" and she was at the controls…as she changed each “program” (low vibration, medium, high, “weedwhacker", "jackhammer", etc), I nearly jumped 1’ off the bed as she sucked my cock and changed each program!.…It was sooo good....This is one of the “Top Ten Most-Turned-On Times” I’ve ever had….We went on for over an hour and finally came together as we had “wild monkey sex”….MagnaRXTRA really is a great sex intensifier and it also supposedly enlarges the penis. I used regular Magna Rx for over a year and my cock isn’t really any longer but it is thicker and gets harder than before and it just feels better when being used.

Girlfriend Has Biggest Orgasm Ever!

2008-10-03T13:09:00.000-07:00

....My girlfriend and I just spent a wonderful week in Paris which culminated with her "Biggest Orgasm Ever!" ... I'm still trying to figure out how that happened because I didn't do anything different. Was it the foie gras? Or the 1986 Chateau Puligny-Montrachet wine? Or the chocolate shaped like a housefly? I can't figure it out. We were staying in the oldest part of Paris in an apartment building constructed in 1642. It was beautiful. Two foot-thick stone walls with carved gargoyles and dancing nymphs, massive old 15' tall doors with 200 year old glass windows and flowers everywhere. We kept the 14' tall french doors open to the courtyard because it was beautiful outside and I told her "No screaming if you cum because the neighbors might think I am killing you or something and come a-knockin' ...and I don't want to have to answer the door with my 7" long dong sticking out and have to explain (in my very limited French) that everything is actually very-OK". So, I stroke her clit and she sucks the cock for a while oh-so-nicely, I insert the Ultimate Prostate Massager (which makes every moment of sex sooo much better) and I tell her to "ride the pony"...to which she says "That ain't no pony, that's a Clydesdale!"...well, after a while of cowgirl hard-ridin' she has this GIGANTIC orgasm, makes some really funny faces (because she wanted to scream and I wouldn't let her) and I have a huge orgasm too. With the prostate massager inserted, I have very accurate control over when I cum, which is important when you are a sex slave like I am. You can't disappoint The Mistress!

I'm still not sure how or why this happened but it must have something to do with the charming, romantic settings that got her in the mood.

The photo above is a view of the cafe across the street from where we stayed on Ile de la Cite, where Paris was founded. That particular building was constructed in 1710 so it was relatively "new" but the interior was super-romantic....original stone floors, huge ceiling beams, wavy glass, comfortable love seats.....but the waiters had all the modern gizmos like portable wireless credit card processors (they wear like pistols) which I haven't seen in the States....and the food was fab! I had some sliced filet in a peppercorn sauce, a warm spinach salad with goat cheese on baguettes and a nice Bordeaux. "YUM-YUM"!

Magna Rx Transdermal Topical Lotion Works

2008-08-27T09:15:00.000-07:00

I've been using this Magna Rx cream along with their pills for 6 months and noticed some pleasant changes. No, my penis didn't grow 3"... but what happened is that it did get noticably thicker and harder when erect. This is a good thing because my girlfriend is a hard-ridin' cowgirl who sometimes gets going fast and in extreme directions and this could hurt at times. But since it thickened up, pain is NEVER a problem anymore. Also, I noticed that the area of maximum sensitivity grew from just around the head to now include the top 35%....I like this! The changes didn't happen suddenly.... it has just been a steady thickening over time and I will continue to use the cream to see what happens. Another thing that makes it harder and stronger is the Ultimate Prostate Massager. I just insert it and turn it on while we have sex and my girlfriend remarked on how hard my penis has been getting ... her new nickname for me is "Diamond Cutter" or "D.C." (because I get so hard I could damage her diamonds!)....Hahaha!

PROSTATE MASSAGER BRINGS ENDLESS MULTIPLE ORGASMS

2008-06-23T08:36:00.000-07:00

I started doing something new that is reeeally cool. After my girlfriend has her (almost) daily orgasm (remember, "Ladies Cum First!"), I get on top, with my Ultimate Prostate Massager inserted (that gives me extra sensitivity and more control over when or whether I ejaculate or not) and I bring myself right to the edge of an orgasm...and then I DO IT AGAIN, and then again and then again and OHHHHH MAN! By the second and later times these multiple (non-ejaculating) orgasms are sooo intense. MY WHOLE BODY IS SHAKING ALL OVER WITH PLEASURE! I've never experienced this exact thing before....And my girlfriend keeps saying "OK, do it one more time!" and, within seconds, I am driven absolutely crazy with pleasure. I think this is 95% as intense as a regular orgasm BUT the great thing is that you can keep having them over and over... after a while I just get exhausted and/or I can't NOT cum....so I have to stop.

The other great thing about this technique is that if I do this for several days in a row, I really build up sensitivity and each subsequent day is more intense. Plus, I feel tingly all day after the 3rd or 4th day.... and if my girlfriend wants to have sex later in the day, I'm sooo sensitive, all she has to do is lightly touch my cock and "boy-yoy-yoing!", it's rock-hard and ready for action in 2 minutes! Guys, you gotta get one of these motorized prostate massagers and try this! The non-motorized versions don't work as well...

GIRLFRIEND CHANGES HORMONES AND HAS MANY MORE ORGASMS

2008-06-19T16:12:00.001-07:00

Oh my God! My girlfriend made a great discovery. She was on a hormone replacement therapy and it had some side effects and the doctor said "Let's try another one that also helps your libido." The results were amazing. The next day she was sooo turned on IMMEDIATELY after I started my routine (I lick her pussy and ass from behind) that she climbed on top of me and immediately had a rip-roaring orgasm. It was described as one of the Top Ten of All Time. Then in 3 hours I was walking by teh bedroom and she said "Baby, come lay down and take a rest." Well before you know it she was sucking my cock and and she wanted to ride it...Then the Blessed Event happened AGAIN! A HUGE orgasm.
Then the next day, the same thing happened! Two huge orgasms per day.... there is something about these hormones !

Girlfriend Gets Off On Porn

2008-04-07T15:47:00.000-07:00

I spent four days with my sweetie and we had glorious sex at least once a day. She was so good to me and gave me some extra good cock-sucking because it was my birthday..... For the Grand Finale she let me cum in her mouth.... Ohh yeaaa!! She was able to cum in each session but sometimes it's better than others....In the worst-case-scenario, when she is not as turned on, she can always cum if we copulate with me on top, with my cock going slowly and steadily in and out, to the deepest point while she strokes her clit. But the orgasm she has (in this position) is usually not as intense as when she is really turned on and she is on top. When she is really turned on, she has a rip-roaring, full screaming, long orgasm....the kind that makes her hoarse for 24 hours afterwards.... How does she get turned on? Here is what I found works best... turn on some porn that shows attractive couples going at it...giving each other oral sex....it does turn her on....I can tell it does....because one time she watched it for 15 minutes while sucking my cock and she said "Let me fuck you now..." and I, being her dutiful sex slave said "OK!".... and she mounted me, rode me hard for 3 minutes and had a huge orgasm. I hadn't seen one that big and that fast ever!...So, watching porn works for some girls. Try it...

OH BABY OH BABY!

2008-03-30T06:02:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend is away this week and I do miss her sooo much...especially when I first wake up.... when I first become conscious and I reach over and feel that sweet smooth bod. I like to entwine my legs with hers while I snuggle up to her backside. UMMMM! When my hand gets near her sweet ass, I can't help but give it a tender squeeze... then my cock starts to grow.....she sometimes rolls over and just starts sucking it. OH BABY, OH BABY!!!! How sweet that is!!!

Well, she is away this week so when my cock got hard this morning I decided not to waste a good erection. I found a DVD called The Best of Shay Sweet. I think Shay is cute....nice smile, pert nose, "smiling" eyes, blond hair, shaved pussy and nice tight bod. Shay apparently did around 90 videos in her 3-4 year career. In her early videos, she had some small but perky titties...I actually like those the best....then she had some implants that were NOT well done. The nipples were askew and they looked artificial....they stood up like oranges when she was laying down. Then it appears like she had them fixed and she looked better in her last videos. Most of her videos were girl on girl but I like when there is a guy there getting his cock sucked because I imagine I am that guy and that sweet girl is sucking on me....Well, after I turned on Shay's video, I turned on myself..... I inserted my electric prostate massager and OH! that felt sooo good. Turned the motor on low and just stroked my cock for an hour.....about every 10 minutes I'd take it out for 3 minutes and then re-insert it. It is so amazing how good it feels when I put it back in! My orgasm was sooooo delicious.

Guys, you are missing an amazing thing if you are not inserting a motorized prostate massager while masturbating, getting oral sex from your lover or just plain old copulating. My biggest regret is that someone didn't tell me about this years ago! A side benefit is that my prostate swelling went down and I don't have to get up and pee at night any more... so I sleep better.

Girlfriend And Prostate Massager Gave Me Multiples Today

2008-03-06T15:29:00.000-08:00

Today we got together after a week apart and it was oh-so-sweet! When we are apart, she always asks "How is My Cock today?" and "Are you taking good care of my cock?" Hahaha And after about 4-5 days apart she says "Gimme that cock!" and "I need it now!"...It really makes me laugh....
Today, I was advised by my Love Goddess that she prefers me to go slower (with the foreplay...I sometimes forget and get carried away) which I did and was rewarded with 25 minutes of wonderful cock-sucking while my electronic super-duper Ultimate Prostate Massager was inserted and turned onto the "medium" setting. The massager makes the whole experience 50% more intense and after a while my legs were spasming uncontrollably, my teeth were chattering (like I was freezing) and my body was shivering all over with pleasure....that's what happens to me when I have multiple orgasms... It's pretty weird, but I LOVE IT and my girlfriend is highly amused at all of this!
She came later on, while riding me like a cowgirl and then I got on top and tried to see how close I could get to cumming, without cumming. I lasted about 15 minutes and when I finally came, it was a hum-dinger!!!! Thank you Honey!!!!

George Bush Makes An Appearance At Mardi Gras

2008-02-08T16:47:00.000-08:00

Mardi Gras Sex Fun On Bourbon Street 2008

2008-02-08T15:51:00.000-08:00

We went to Mardi Gras for a week and stayed on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Great food, great fun, great architecture, beautiful women!!... There is a small bar in a major hotel on Bourbon Street that gets really wild. Apparently, the law says that genitals cannot be shown on the street but anything goes, including sex acts, if you are inside a building. A porn star named Hottyy comes in every night and after 9:00pm her top comes off and she reveals her absolutely perfect boobies. Some guys come up and squeeze or suck those magnificent things... She also sits on the bar and entertains the guys with other antics. Like she moves to the music and inserts glow sticks into her hairless pussy and passes them out to the guys.... Oh yea! Then some girls from her "posse" arrive and one of them is "Vampire Girl" who had caps put on her teeth so she looks like a vampire and she kisses and licks Hottyy's pussy while dressed in her gothic outfit.... Nice! Then the "Naughty Nurse" dances around the place and takes off her nurse's dress to reveal a sexy, sweet bod....she came by kissed me and squeezed my cock a few times (after my girlfriend gave permission, of course!)....oh, that was exciting!... for more details on Hottyy go to www.hottyy.com

One night, my girlfriend was stroking my cock in there and she sucked it for 10 minutes while the crowd moved over to look and to photograph the blessed event... OHH YEAA! I had never done this in public before, but it happens often in that bar.
At 11:00am on Mardi Gras day, we walked over to Bourbon Street and St Ann and saw the costume contest. These are some of the sexiest, most outrageaus costumes anywhere. The crowds were heavy, but if you go there via Royal Street you can hang out in the staging area and see the costumes up close... We saw Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, Holly and Bridget of the TV show "The Girls Next Door" nearby and said hello.
But the funniest thing were the "Judges". This is a group of 8 guys who dress up in Judge's robes and white wigs like the British judges wear. They set up "Court" in this same bar and they have costumed characters out on the street getting girls to come in to be "judged". One guy is dressed up like a pimp ... another is costumed as "Dog The Bounty Hunter" and along with his sleazy wife "Beth" they "arrest" girls and bring them in for judging...when a girl comes in, she raises or lowers her top and everyone in the bar applauds and screams like crazy. The head judge applies a temporary tatoo "10" to her boobs and awards her with an ornate "Certificate of Exposure". It is all very fun, full of laughs and we saw hundreds of sets of boobies. Girls come from all over the French Quarter to be judged on Mardi Gras Day... A few ladies wanted to show their lower body parts and they were awarded higher scores! I loved seeing the different pussy hair styles..."Runways", "Hitler Moustaches", "Hearts" and the ever popular "Baldini" styles were seen... All this made me very horny and my girlfriend and I fucked at least once every day... On the last day, for the Grand Finale, after I licked her pussy for 30 minutes and fucked her very slowly like she likes, which gave her a huge screaming orgasm, she then let me cum in her mouth, while my Multiple Orgasm Generator was inserted and that was absolutely awesome!!! I had so many multiples I thought I would faint. Now I can't wait for Fantasy Fest in Key West!

Beware of Fake Magna Rx

2008-01-11T18:22:00.000-08:00

Magna Rx is the most popular penis enlargement pills on the market today. Do not go to the Vitacircle.com website I previously referred you to. I now believe they are selling a fake version. I BELIEVE, BUT HAVE NOT YET VERIFIED THIS, THAT www.magna-rxshop.com IS A SELLER OF GENIUNE MAGNA-RX. I WILL TRY TO VERIFY THIS SOON. Meanwhile, please read this:
Due to the popularity and demand for Magna-RX+ tablets in the market place today, counterfeit/fake product is tarting to flood the market! Don't have time to read this whole guide, make sure you read at least #3, #4, #6, #7... the best indicators of genuine Magna-Rx:
#1. Is the seller selling other products made by the Magna-RX, Inc. company, such as the Magna-RX+ Patch, or Alpha Male Plus? By selling the company's other products it helps to determine its authenticity.
#2. Does the seller show high quality images of the product that you will be receiving? Are they fuzzy images? You want to see high quality and larger size images to be able to see the detail in the label that is described below.
#3. Old Magna-RX+ bottles have the couple on the label, this is their old label and fake product used this old couple label. Avoid the Magna-RX+ with the couple on the front of the label.
#4. Another old formula of Magna-RX+ is the yellow outlining the Magna-RX+ text - avoid!
#5. Does the seller include the 'Official Magna-RX+ Instruction Manual' with each purchase? Helps to jusitify an authentic Magna-RX+ bottle.
#6. The tablet count should read in text letters 'Sixty Tablets'. Old and fake versions show '60 tablets'.
#7. Make sure the front label reads 'Doctor Aguilar's Original'. It must say 'Original' on the label!

Viagra, Cialis or Levitra. Which Is Best!?

2007-12-05T09:35:00.000-08:00

I’ve been experimenting with the different erectile dysfunction drugs over the past couple weeks. I decided to see how long I could masturbate with no loss in the erection and test the different formulas under identical conditions. To make sure my body was in the same condition for each experiment I always performed the experiments two days after my previous ejaculation. And I made sure I got plenty of sleep the night before and was in good shape to do this. I would always take half the recommended dose because I have generally found that a whole dose is un-necessary and the side-effects are not good with the whole dosage.
Viagra was the first test…I went one hour and twenty minutes until feeling like I was “losing it”; however, my phone started to ring and that may have affected the situation. I have gotten a full erection for up to 3 hours before (with my girlfriend) so I know Viagra is one of the best.
The next experiment was with Cialis. After 45 minutes I noticed a definite reduction in the erection even though I maintained full stimulation the entire time. It just never seemed like I reached the peak intensity like with Viagra. This is NOT ACCEPTABLE to my girlfriend because our sessions typically last 90 minutes, sometimes two hours+. She needs (and I want to provide) all the time she needs to cum every time and we really enjoy every minute. And 90 minutes of super-hard cock is what she needs to get to the threshold of orgasm.
The final experiment was with Levitra. It took effect a little later than Viagra (35 minutes verses 25 minutes with Viagra) BUT it lasted a long time…I went for 90 minutes and still had a rock-hard erection. I didn’t want to stop cuz it felt soooo good. I had my Multiple Orgasm Generator inserted for most of the time (like in the other experiments) and I was having multiples, one after the other. At 1 hour and ten minutes I pulled it out to go pee. Then I came back and re-inserted it and OH …MY… GOD!!!! That felt sooo unbelievably good!!!!!!!!! It was so intense, I get shivers just thinking about how good that felt. Levitra seemed to create a more intense experience so it is now Number 1 on my list.

Orgasms Have Different Frequencies

2007-11-27T18:37:00.000-08:00

My girlfriend and I spent the Thanksgiving weekend together after being apart for two weeks. It was sooo exciting to get together. We like to talk about our sexual adventures afterwards and noticed that our orgasms are always slightly different.

HERS: Her orgasms always "build" differently. She never fails to cum but it happens differently depending upon her level of horniness. For example, when we haven't seen each other in 7-10 days and we do the usual routine (caress and kiss each other for 15 minutes, suck my cock slowly for 25-35 minutes, ride me on top like a cowgirl for 25-40 minutes) she always cums while on top. This is ALWAYS extremely intense and she screams bloody murder. She came twice on Thanksgiving Day this way but the next day her "batteries" were run down somewhat and she couldn't cum while on top, BUT when that doesn't work she can ALWAYS cum when I get on top and I slowly and steadily fuck her while she strokes her clit. This never fails, BUT it is not as intense as when she cums on top. When I am on top, I can always cum "on cue" because all I have to do is "speed up the strokes" for a few seconds. A little Viagra helps give me "staying power" What a wonderful invention! I can't wait for a female Viagra!

HIS: we noticed that when she sucked my cock and my prostate massager was inserted (which always makes it more intense), the intensity was different than the day before....not better, not worse,,,,just different. As she stroked the cock and licked my G-Spot (perineum) I would shiver with pleasure nonstop. Then as she moved her tongue up the shaft from the G-Spot and sucked the head it was exquisite! Total ecstasy! I was a writhing ball of pleasure and I was speaking in tongues. After 15 minutes of sheer pleasure she then climbed on top and "hovered" her sweet pussy over the head of my cock. Teasing it....because I was sooo worked up, I started having whole body orgasms and my right leg shook uncontrollably whenever her pussy enveloped the head of my cock. It was quite funny at the time....and, Oh, it was sooo delicious! Or as the 4 year old boy next door says "Dee-wish-ous!"...

In summary, we have determined that we attain a higher "frequency" of "being turned on" when we have had maximum sleep the night before. Our bodies just seem to be more sensitive when we are rested and just waking up ....

Jackin With A Q-Link Causes Funny Things

2007-10-17T07:21:00.001-07:00

Today I had a wonderful session. I took 5mg (1/20) of Viagra to give me "staying power", turned on some porn, inserted my Multiple Orgasm Generator and Oh, it was sooo good! I didn't want to stop....One thing that was different is that I got this device called a Q-Link recently and it is this disk that you wear around your neck that is based on "resonant harmonious technology" or something like that. Many golfers, tennis players and football players wear these things. It supposedly gets you "centered", focused and calmer by "amplifying your natural energy field". And everyone has a different frequency that they emit. If you have ever seen someone induce vibrational sounds from a wine glass that are transferred to any nearby wine glass then you have seen this principal at work. Now, I know this sounds hokey, but I did wear it for a tennis game last week and felt calmer and more focused. While I was strokin this morning I felt this urge to growl like a lion which has never happened before. And my whole body vibrated with this sound. It felt REALLY good. I kept this up for about an hour and a half and I feel sooo relaxed now. I didn't cum because I am visiting my girlfriend tomorrow and she insists that I save every drop of cum for her! I get in big trouble (less cock sucking) if I slip up...Hahahaha! I bought my Q-Link on eBay for 30-50% less than you see on other websites.

Photo of My Girlfriend Giving Me Multiple Orgasms

2007-10-04T06:52:00.000-07:00

How She Had A Record Orgasm!

2007-10-04T05:00:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend and I live 1,000 miles apart and we usually get together every week to ten days...but because of work demands it's been 2.5 weeks since our last rendezvous. Yesterday we finally got together and her rip-roaring orgasm was a "world record" for her. Here is how that happened... I arrived in her bedroom at 10:00am. She and I had been having sex talk for the previous few days....just talking about how we longed for each other and what we would do when we got together...this got us both excited...she was in bed with curtains drawn and 8 lit candles scattered around the room ...I took a half of Viagra 30 minutes prior because we sometimes go at it for 3 hours and I wanted to have "staying power" for my woman. I walked up to the bed and started kissing her....OH ! Absence does make the heart grow fonder. Here's the funny part: her big black dog named "Boo-Boo" was in the room and whenever he sees me hugging or kissing his "Mommy" he gets very jealous. He starts this crying and snorting that is sooooo funny! It's best described as a cross between a wolf's howl and repeated sneezing or snorting like a wild pig. I have never seen anything like this. His "Mommy" then tells him to be quiet and go lay down but he continues quietly wimpering while the lovers go about their thing. I then lightly stroke each side of her clit while I kiss her, which she really loves, and she squeezes my cock harder and harder. Yummmmmm! Then, after 15 minutes of heavy kissing and stroking she asks that I just insert the cock 1-2" and OH THAT FEELS SOOOO GOOD! Then she insists on sucking my cock and she is has an extraordinary routine. Starting near my ass, in the perineum area (one of the male "G Spots") she runs her tongue in a circular motion harder and harder then runs her tongue up the shaft and sucks the head soooo nicely. After 15 minutes, she asks if I want to get my "toy" (the Multiple Orgasm Generator) and I eagerly say "Ohh Yeeaa!!" We lube it up and as I insert it she sucks the head of my cock and WHAT ECSTASY! She continues the cock-sucking and it feels 50% better since the Multiple Orgasm Generator is in and the motor is turned on "medium" vibration. My legs start to spasm with pleasure. My jaw starts shivering with pleasure and I can't stop laughing. The waves of pleasure radiate all over my body as the multiples continue. OHHH YEAAAA! I get sooo turned on that my cock feels like it has grown another inch. Then she climbs on top ...I love it when she hovers her wet, hot, smooth pussy right over my cock....just letting it go in 1" or so then she rubs her clit on my shaft...every time her pussy touches the head of my cock I have a small multiple orgasm...She rides me for 45 minutes and I can feel her pussy slowly swelling up. She withdraws and applies some Astroglide lube to her clit. Since she has had all the hair lasered off and I shave all the hair off my pubic area we are SUPER-SLIPPERY. I know she is getting close to the BIG ONE. I hear her utter a quick "Ahh!" more and more... and then IT comes. OH MY GOD! PRAISE THE LORD! What an orgasm it was! It went on and on for 5 minutes... She was screaming at the top of her lungs. I was spanking one side of her ass and demanding that she "keep it going!". If I detected any diminishing of the orgasm I would thrust my cock hard and it would get intense for her again. I also use this NLP (Neuro-Linguistic-Programming) technique of kissing her neck, squeezing her right earlobe whenever she is climaxing whilst saying "OHH YEAAA!". This "trains" her body to react favorably in the future and I think that sometimes I can help induce an orgasm by repeating this action. And sometimes when we are out to dinner I'll kiss her neck, squeeze her earlobe and whisper "OHH YEAAA!" and it really turns her on...I can see her legs get goosebumps when I do this.
After she calms down, I climb on top and she says "Give me that cum!" and I get to pump it in her.... the Multiple Orgasm Generator gives me ultimate control (just squeeze your PC muscle to get super-turned-on) and I can cum exactly when I want to......OHH YEAAA!
So, guys, to summarize the ways to create a "world record orgasm" for your woman:
1. Intentionally force an absence of 2 weeks and repeatedly express your desire to have sex. Talk it up!
2. Make a "date" the morning you finally can get together and make it romantic (candles, dark room, no distractions)
3. Take a small dose of Viagra or equivalent so you have long "staying power"
4. Pay extra attention to the sides of the clit with your forefinger and tongue. Too much direct stimulation of the clit can be "too much" and turn her off so be careful.
5. Use a Multiple Orgasm Generator because it transforms your cock into a vibrator for her and it makes your experience 50% more-intense.
6. Let her get on top and ride you as long as she wants. She knows what feels best to her 1,000 times more thyan you do...so let her be in control by getting on top. Use lots of lube so you can get that super-slippery effect. Consider shaving both lover's pubic areas beforehand.
7. Always let her cum first! "Ladies first!" Make it your policy that she must always cum first or you can't. No faking, ladies. tell the truth if you just can't cum and try agian later.

Multiple Orgasm Generator Does It Again

2007-09-09T15:59:00.000-07:00

Today my girlfriend was sooo good to me. She gave me oral for 25 minutes and then we inserted the Multiple Orgasm Generator and I had endless multiple orgasms....I had to make her stop continuously because it became "too much" for me... We videoed a short segment of this and posted it to YouTube.com. Check out the link to the right. We both came later on and it was a great way to spend a Sunday morning.

Northern Bahamas Are A Great Place To Get Naked

2007-08-26T07:51:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend and I just returned from a week in the Abaco Out Islands of the northern Bahamas. This is totally different from the glitz of Nassau. We hate Nassau because it's dirty, crowded, crime-ridden and full of impolite New Yorkers and beachfront beggars. In the Abacos, there are many deserted islands with white sand beaches, crystal clear water, laid-back nice people and palm trees...but not too many people. We stayed in a small house on a beach and had a rental boat so we could go to a different island every day. Every morning we awoke to a hard cock which was sucked nicely and then the cowgirl made her ride which always ended in a rip-roaring orgasm. I inserted my GENERATOR and had multiple orgasms for 20-30 minutes each day and then I'd have my usual orgasm. What a great vacation!

Here are some fun things to do if you ever come to this paradise. On Great Guana Cay you have the widest, most beautiful beaches in the Bahamas that are next to the third largest coral reef in the world. The sand is pink or white and really beautiful. That's an aerial photo of Guana above. I used to go spearfishing with my neighbor and we always caught at least one Grouper within 15 minutes of going off this beach. The reef is loaded with fish and lobster... so, don't tell too many people about this place. The north end is presently deserted and is stunning. It used to be an overnight stop for Premier Cruise Lines but they went belly-up so it's deserted now, but it will be developed so go there soon. You can go there in your rental boat, swim and walk naked on the beach in front of the 40' tall sand dunes and fuck your brains out right there under a coconut palm like we did. Just don't get conked by a falling coconut. Or walk away from town and you will find a deserted stretch of beach where you can do your thing. The water there is gin-clear and you can see a quarter on the bottom in 40' of water!

There is an island near the north tip of Guana called Spoil Bank Island that has tons of seashells to collect as souvenirs. It is a man-made island and was dredged up when they created the deep ship channel for the cruise ships. And it's loaded with seashells. We took off our bathing suits and shelled for 3 hours. You should see our huge collection. My girlfriend will glue the small seashells on picture frames and give them as gifts for Christmas (with our non-naked photos in them) to relatives.

Nippers is a bar and restaurant near the town on Guana (toward the top of the aerial photo) and is perched on top of the 40' sand dune with two pools and an amazing view of the beach. We saw a couple fucking on the beach about 300 yards away. They didn't realize that they could be seen from Nippers and they wondered why everyone smiled at them when they came back. Nippers have a pig roast every Sunday with great barbeque and everybody is dressed in bathing suits. There were 200 people there on Sunday and there were some cute couples dancing. The music can be very good although they play a little too much of the Barefoot Man who sometimes sings way off-key, in my opinion. The beach in front is one of the best beaches in the world (I've been to all of the top ranked U.S. and Caribbean beaches) and a number of couples were embracing for long periods in the water, no doubt with cocks inserted into pussies! That was fun to watch from our bar seats on top of the dune whilst sipping coconut rum on the rocks.

Hopetown has a deserted beach on the north end and we would regularly take off our bathing suits and walk the beach or swim there. We took naked photos there amidst the stunning scenery. So, when we are 90 years old we can remember the way it was and get horny again....My girlfriend had to suck my cock once on the beach and it wouldn't go down for like 15 minutes! What's a guy to do?! The Hopetown Harbour Lodge has a beachfront bar on a cliff overlooking the ocean that is my favorite bar in the world. Great food, passable service, a nice pool, a wonderful view, fabulous snorkeling right off the beach and calm seas (because the offshore reef blocks the waves). The Harbour Lodge is a great place to stay, especially if you can get a beachfront cottage.

If you need to be entertained at night, forget the Abacos and northern Bahamas and go to crowded, dirty and expensive Nassau and blow your money in the casinos. The Abacos are a serene, clean, remote bit of paradise where you can get naked and really relax.

If You Drink Alcohol Before Having Sex Then You Need Chasers

2007-07-23T17:44:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend and I discovered a great thing recently. Since we are sex maniacs and we like our red wine (and sometimes coconut rum), in the old days, large amounts of alcohol dampened our sex lives. But now, hangovers are a thing of the past thanks to Chasers (also known as Chasers Plus) ... These amazing little orange pills are to be taken every two hours while drinking alcohol. They really are great because, when I didn't take Chasers, I used to get terrible headaches only 3-4 hours after drinking champagne or all types of wine. Vodka never really did this to me but vodka and other liquors screw-up my prostate (when more than 6 ounces are consumed) so I decided to switch to wines so my body is happier. Wine used to really make me feel good for 1-2 hours and then I'd "crash". Yuck! But with Chasers, I don't crash anymore. It's a smooth nice feeling for hours and hours with no hangover. And I feel more in-control than "out-of-control....When we go to Mardi Gras (last year I was "Hugh Hefner" and my sweetie was an awesome Playboy bunny...we were stopped hundreds of times by people wanting to photograph us...what fun!!) we can go all day with Chasers and never "come down". I used to pay $29.95 for a bottle of 40 pills at Walgreens but now I get them online from www.nutritiongeeks.com for only $15.95. Nice!
I like to give my girlfriend a bunch of wine because it really loosens her up and she does some wild things to me after 2-4 glasses. I always shower and triple-wash everything "downstairs" before we go drinking and when I get home she sometimes gives me some extra nice treats. For example, she says, "OK, get on your hands and knees!" and I always "assume the position" immediately.....because I know what is about to happen...she first sucks my cock just to get me warmed up...then she licks the side and bottom of my scrotum....then she places a flat tongue firmly on my G-Spot (perineum) as she jacks me off and by now I am screaming with pleasure into the pillow so the neighbors don't think a murder is taking place....then she caps this all off with some rimming. OMG! What a rush!! Guys, don't knock it until you've tried it!!!!!!!!!!

Ejacu-Blast Works Fairly Well

2007-07-22T09:51:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I returned from a week of sailing, drinking coconut rum, and skinny-dipping in the Virgin Islands with my girlfriend. It was a lot of fun but it was hot sleeping at night because this yacht did not have air-conditioning. A doctor-friend of mine loaned it to me for free so I can't complain too much! We had a lot of fun times but the highlight was sailing downwind between the U.S. and British Virgin Islands and my girlfriend started stroking my little friend, who became a big friend and she then proceeded to suck it for 25 minutes. I had the boat on autopilot and the sails set just right so I just sat back and went into an extended state of ecstasy... OH YES, that was great!!! I only missed running into two other yachts... hahaha.
We returned to my home yesterday and she had to take a trip out of state today, so this morning, before she left, I tried a new product called Ejacu-Blast. It heightened my sensitivity by 30% and, combined with the Multiple Orgasm Generator, we both had rip-roaring orgasms. We had sex for two hours and I had great staying power and she was inpressed with my hardness. I ordered the product from the Institute For Well Being ....

Do Penis Pills Really Work?

2007-07-13T07:36:00.000-07:00

I have tried 5 of the top brands of penis pills over the past 4 years. I gave each brand at least 3 months to show me some results. I discarded any product containing Yohimbe because this is not good for you. All the products seemed to increase sperm and prostatic fluid production and shorten my "recovery time" between ejaculations. That is, if it normally takes a guy 5-6 days to get to "Horniness Level 10" again (after ejaculation), if you take the pills, it cuts the recovery time in half. So, from that standpoint, they all seem to work well.

The only product that got any growth results was Magna Rx. It didn't quite grow the way I thought it would. No, it didn't cause it to "curley-Q" like a pig's penis....but it caused it to grow thicker from the mid-point up to the tip and 1/2" of length was added. I used to have 6.5" fully erect and now it gets to 7" (see the above photo). And then at the base, it thickened up and got stronger. This "base thickening" happened after my girlfriend started consistently getting on top and riding me hard. The first few times it really hurt because she twisted it but I wanted to be of utmost service to my fabulous lover so I just took it like a man.........then somehow, over a period of 6 weeks, my body "knew" that it needed to beef up the base and it slowly got stronger and wider. Now my girlfriend can jump on top and ride me like crazy and it does not hurt. And because she is in total control she always cums. I love it when this happens!!!!!

All those claims of "Gaining 3-4 inches" are a bunch of baloney and if they are sued for their claims they say, "Oh, we meant the gain you see from flacid to fully-erect "when they talk about 3-5" gain.

Magna Rx can cost up to $29.95/bottle in health food stores but I found it on line at $14.94 at http://www.vitacircle.com/. It's apparently "The World's Most Popular Male Enhancement Program".

King Style Makes The Perfect Banana Hammock!

2007-07-12T07:58:00.000-07:00

Guys, today's discussion is about briefs, which relates to masturbation because certain types feel great to wear and are better for you, especially if you work out in the heat or just get hot in the summertime. I have tried many, many different brands and have determined that every guy should have some of the King Style "Balls In One Erector Briefs". You can get them on http://www.amazon.com/ for $19.95 and they are worth every penny. These are very unique in that they hold your cock "up" in a vertical pouch and your ball sack is contained in a mesh pouch that keeps it much cooler than it would normally be in the summer. And this is important to maintain maximum sperm production, which we all want! Most guys know that if the body temperature gets too high, sperm production drops. That is why nature makes the balls sag way down when you get hot. It's to keep the testicles cool and sperm production up. Isn't nature wonderful?! These briefs are great because they hold the cock up and away from the balls which keeps you cooler.

Some other benefits:

- If you are standing near the corner of a desk or counter-top and position the corner against your "outer" G-Spot (perineum) and hump it a little, it feels reeeallly good. The briefs hold your balls up and away so your G-Spot makes direct contact with the desk. This is fun to do in the office when nobody is looking. Also, it indirectly massages your prostate which you must do every day for good prostate health.

- Being a middle aged guy, I noticed that my cock started "sagging" (curving downward) when it is erect as I got older. This is a natural aging thing, but it can be reversed with plenty of "exercise" (masturbation) and I noticed after 6 months of wearing these briefs that my cock now points slightly upward again. Like when I was 16 years old! This is anatomically a good thing because it helps the cock make effective contact with my girlfriend's G-Spot, which is that ribbed area in the upper vagina that she likes me to massage. I guess because it is now held "up" in the briefs that the ligaments in my cock were "re-trained". I'm all for re-training!

- Another side benefit is that my "package" looks bigger. I have occasionally noticed that certain women, some I know and some I don't know, look down at my package and briefly stare at it now! Oh, that makes me feel good.

Pheromones Do Work (For like 10 minutes)

2007-07-10T13:14:00.000-07:00

Today I "exercised" for an hour with the Multiple Orgasm GENERATOR and it was a good session (like they all are)! Here is a photo of the GENERATOR "in action" ... as it vibrates, the waves of pleasure go all through the body. Nothing else matters when I am in that "Zone"...What a great way to start the day! People have remarked that I seem much more relaxed and happy-looking than in the past. I think this device has some sort of calming-effect that lingers for 5-8 hours after use...................... I tried something new today...I wanted to see what effect pheromones would have. I found an old vial of Pherozine by LifeKey that I bought some years ago and applied a small amount to the inside of my arm and my shoulder. It almost has no scent to it... but after sniffing it for a few seconds I did feel this rush of desire and my body shivered all over with pleasure... I kept doing this off and on for 30 minutes but it wears off after perhaps 10 minutes so you have to reapply it...I am going to put some on my girlfriend when I see her next..... Yummmmmmm

Skype Facilitates Great Cyber Sex!

2007-07-08T08:11:00.000-07:00

Today I "exercised" for two hours!!! I received a little "help" with 1/10 of a 100mg Viagra so my soldier would stand at full "attention" for two hours. My girlfriend and I love to talk by Skype, which is a free Internet phone service. It allows for video calls so we can see each other during the calls. This is great because if you are discussing sensitive issues, the proper context gets communicated. Or, if I want to see her beautiful naked body, I can do so with a full-screen view. Nice!!! We sometimes masturbate together in the mornings...she turns her camera on her beautiful smooth pussy (actually she had it lasered so there's no hair), which turns me on immensely, and I focus my camera on my cock (which is also shaved) so she can see when the volcano erupts. My girlfriend is so accomodating and I love her sooo much. She has had a little plastic surgery to keeps things firm and perky. One time she asked, "Guess what I'm having done this time?" And I had no idea, so I said "A labia augmentation?" (as a joke). She asked, "What the heck is that?" to which I replied, "Some porn starlets have their labia enhanced to look more full and plump." She said, "Would you like that?" and I said "Is the Pope Catholic?!!!" So, she went to the plastic surgeon and demanded that he perform this procedure. He didn't want to but she twisted his arm and he did it...and they are gorgeous!!!!!!!

I had tons of multiple orgasms today but didn't ejaculate because I want to go one more day with this tingly feeling that stays with me all day. When you practice daily with the prostate massager I use, you "train the body" to have "aftershocks" or "echo effects" of multiple orgasms. So, whenever I want to produce the tingly feelings or "aftershocks" of a multiple orgasm (during the day), I just squeeze my PC muscle and get a nice feeling.

I've attached a photo of my favorite toy: the Male Multiple Orgasm GENERATOR. I LOVE this thing!!!!!!!

Good Source of Viagra

2007-07-06T18:40:00.000-07:00

Today I took 1/10 of a (100mg) Viagra and "exercised" for an hour or so. I inserted my Male Multiple Orgasm GENERATOR and it was great! My legs were spasming out of control and at times my jaw was shivering....My whole body was one big wave of pleasure... OH YEAAAA! Those multiples are NICE! I did not cum because I like the fact that tomorrow I can get turned on much quicker and it's much more intense if I don't cum the day before.....Here's a photo taken a few days ago when I did cum....

In my experience, the best source for Viagra is http://www.emediline.com/ ... they ship from overseas and it takes about 7-10 days. Sometimes they ship from India and other times from Pacific islands....The only screw-up was when I ordered twenty 50mg pills and they shipped twenty 100mg pills for the same price. Nice!!

The Queen of Squirting Makes Great Porn

2007-06-26T12:14:00.000-07:00

Today I "exercised" the cock for an hour and watched one of my favorite videos... of Cytherea, the Queen of Squirting. Cy is sooo cute and she has an extremely well-developed ability to squirt when her G-Spot is sufficiently stimulated. This is not pee that she is squirting. It is an odorless, colorless fluid that is similar to prostatic fluid in males (the clear lubricant that seeps out of the penis right before ejaculation). It is produced in the female's Skene's Glands and Cy can sometimes squirt more than a quart's worth. This is such a turn-on to watch. She has her own website (www.clubcytherea.com) and can also be seen on the Hustler online movies site. My favorite video of her is when she squirts so far that it hits the ceiling and some closet doors which are about 8' away. As she is standing up on the bed afterwards, amazed and marveling at her new squirting distance record, she is just sooo cute. She is really amazing.
I sometimes make my girlfriend squirt and it is such a turn-on when she does. It is easier when a partner does it to the woman because of the angle and force necessary.

Multiple Orgasm Video Has Changed Locations

2007-06-25T17:17:00.001-07:00

Please forgive me. The video clip of my girlfriend giving me a wonderful series of multiple orgasms has moved to http://www.mydeo.com/videorequest.asp?XID=8539&CID=108403

Multiple Orgasms Caught On Tape

2007-06-24T13:52:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend just left and we made a video as she gave me 30 minutes of multiple orgasms. I've been trying to post the video here but it won't upload. So, to see it, go to http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2979230391026608133
You will see her giving me head and she is soooooo wonderful and diligent at that. Then I insert the Male Multiple Orgasm Generator which is a rush all by itself... then I turn it on and ... OMG! It is soooo intense! The video does not really capture how intense it was for me but after 30 minutes of this I was reduced to a writhing ball of pleasure unable to speak coherently. She later climbed on top of me, fucked me silly and was screaming by the time she came a few minutes later. The vibrations from the Generator were transfered through my cock and pubic bone to her clit which makes it more-intense for both of us. We both have shaved our lower areas because it is soooo nice when her clit grinds on my hairless, smooth cock and slippery (lubed up) pubic area and she comes almost every time when we follow this routine. We had at least one orgasm per day (each) for the past 8 days...Nice!!

2007-06-19T15:33:00.000-07:00

Today was lot's of fun. No masturbating for me... My girlfriend came in town (we live far apart) and I took 1/4 Viagra (100mg) for "erection longevity insurance" and it was WONDERFUL... We have a routine that almost never fails to produce orgasms for both of us. We start with some making out.... then I give her some oral (very lightly) for 10-15 minutes until my neck gets sore, then she asks "Want me to suck your cock?" and, of course, my answer is "OHHH YEAAA!!!!!" and I roll onto my back and she takes such GOOD CARE of me.... It is incredible...we were high school sweethearts so I remember when she was 15 and I snuck out of the house at 10pm, rolled my car down the driveway (so the engine wouldn't be heard) and drove 15 miles to her house. I walked (very quietly!) 10' from her parents bedroom and went to the back of the house and climbed in her window....this happened 3 times a week for two years!!! And we never got caught! OK, well, back to the main story...which is, that she sucks my cock for, like, 10-15 minutes and gets me really primed....she also licks my balls (which she shaved) and my perineum which feels sooooo GOOD and occasionally my ass (I always triple-wash!!!)....then I insert my sex toy which is a prostate massager called the Male Multiple Orgasm Generator...this toy is fantastic and I can't understand why it took so many years to know about prostate massage during sex...It is SOOO INCREDIBLE.... Because as she sucks my cock and I insert the toy, the moment I turn it on, I start having whole-body orgasms...my legs start quivering or spasming (like a dog when you rub their belly...hahaha) and my whole body shakes with pleasure...she sucks my cock and just pulls the toy out slightly and it REALLY feels GOOD!!!!!!! After 15-30 minutes of orgasms I just can't take it any more because it is sooo intense so she says "Do you want me to fuck you now?" and I say "OHHH YEAAAAA!" and she climbs on top....OH MY GOD! It feels sooooo good when she first rubs her clit on my cock...I am still quivering with whole-body orgasms and she just puts the tip of my cock into her sweet hot wet pussy....This is such a great tease! Then she rides me like a cowgirl for 15 minutes and normally has a huge orgasm and screams in my ear. When her breathing returns to normal I get on top and cum in 3-10 minutes.....YUMMY!!!! I highly recommend the Male Multiple Orgasm Generator because it makes you 50-75% more sensitive and the whole body multiple orgasms are not as intense as teh usual orgasm BUT they are 70% as intense as the usual and can go on for as long as 90 minutes (I have masturbated with mine for up to 90 minutes and it makes it soooo much more intense). We made a movie of this and I am happy to send it to anyone who wants it. I was asked where to get a GENERATOR and I got mine on Amazon.com (look for prostate massagers) or go to their website www.malemultipleorgasms.info. There is a good section with tips and Instructions For Use.

Introduction

2007-06-06T02:55:00.000-07:00

I LOVE to jack-off and/or have sex ....It's the only time I feel really relaxed and feel really great. The purpose of this blog is to share masturbation techniques and experiences just for fun (hey, it's fun to talk about!) and to learn better and different ways to do it. It's open to girls and guys and your comments and ideas are welcome...

Send photos! Here is a photo of my favorite friend which, when fully aroused, gets up to 7" (see ruler verification)....More to cum.....Hahaha